From Hell, Dear Doobie, I request…
A name by which I may be BLEST–
And put torments, at last, to rest.
fool’s guinea
Thank you, Doobieous. peck on the cheek
Well… i’d ask, but my nick already has its own taxonomic designation, which is even more boring than most of those already presented:
zyzzyva zyzzyva :rolleyes:
Me me me!!! Please?
Doob doob doob.
I want want want one one one one…
Eerily enough, I am exactly like Wozzo.
Except for all that stuff she wrote.
When I say exactly, I mean like. We both have screen names on this message board that don’t begin with the letter 12.
pat
Heeeyyyyyyy…just what are you saying zyzz?
sniff, sniff
Hey, can I get one too? I guess if you don’t want to be overly boring you could use one of my nicknames: deliciously evil.
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I likes it! I really does! There’s nothing wrong with literal, and you can take some of the letters from “rursus” and arrange them into my last name!
A big thanks, Doobieous!
Hopefully not to late to be named.
Me too Me too 
Pandora
Ah well, we pun-loving, intelligent, wise-ass, good-hearted, annoying but loveable little owls always get overlooked on the first go-round. Maybe later.
:: puts on dark sunglasses ::
“Birds of prey know they’re cool.”
– Gary Larson, The Far Side
::waves at her pal Doob::
Can I have one, too?
Latin? It’s all Greek to me.
I would have thought that you had learned eerything about me from chat, but I guess Omni already got that name. Anyway, I’m just your average waste of potential with delusions of adequacy and a wife who’s too good for me but doesn’t seem to know it. I speak tech, martial arts, bullshit philosophy, and logic with equal influency, especially when drinking. And I like to tease Pat because he’s basically a good guy. Fucker.
What I really want to say, though, is nickname? I have a nickname? Cool.
[sub]um, can you tell me what it is?[/sub]
::waving hand, jumping up and down::
Ooh, me, me, me! Hey Doob, you know I’ve been looking for a unique tat idea - maybe this’ll be it!
This one seems interesting, methinks that I shall request said designation. Please.
My .sig says it all, really. 
/personal question from a newbie - is this OK, or am I hijacking??/
Eerily enough, pricciar, I’m curious about what we have in common. Are you my evil twin, or am I yours?
/we apologize for the inconvenience/
Doobieous,
Can you do me as well (if it’s not too late)?
I’d say “do me too”, but it looks like eponymous wants it worse
Actually, I’d be interested in mine as well, please…
Well. Actually, I was just joking. You and I have positively nothing in common from the looks of what you said.
There ya go. Another one of my jokes have gone flat. Be thankful you aren’t like me, you don’t have a running line of flat jokes to follow you around.
pat
Doobieous, may I have one too, please?
I can send more information if you really need …
[sub]Psst, Bunny Girl is easy! Er, um, her name! I mean her name is easy! Yeah…[/sub]