Ghost ship full of cannibal rats about to crash into coast

There should be a law. A journalist spews out some sensationalist glurge, they should have to update their own damn article a month or two later.

Or be et by canabalistic, radioactive, mutant rats.

Cannibal, radioactive, mutant rats who speak with an outraaaageous French accent.

Weeee do not evan hav a language, just theese stoopid ack-scent!

Feche le cannibal rat!

Any chance that it made it to the Malacca Strait?