There should be a law. A journalist spews out some sensationalist glurge, they should have to update their own damn article a month or two later.
Or be et by canabalistic, radioactive, mutant rats.
Cannibal, radioactive, mutant rats who speak with an outraaaageous French accent.
Weeee do not evan hav a language, just theese stoopid ack-scent!
Feche le cannibal rat!
Any chance that it made it to the Malacca Strait?