Horowitz? How did Horowitz get in there?
The crew of a figure 8 race car I drove years ago:
Crew chief: Pops DeClutch
Crew:Helen Wheels
Manny Fold
Holly Carb
Axel Rodd
Otto Parts
N. Gene Block
Ray Diator
Karl-Heinz Oberdorfer
Tad Chumley
Emmaus Podgorney
Ruprecht Von Stuffen
Emilio San Jerome
Claude Symington-Symington
Porter Hanson-Goldfarb
Tibor Vishelmann
Cornelius Dunkel
Evelyn Wap
Beau Zeaux
Slab Beefbody
But my favorite, from the Memphis Society Pages (1960);
Mrs. Clutcher Threefoot
A teen aristocrat could be named “Lady Knightly-Angst.” A good gothy name at that.
My grandads: Forney Hybritt [lastname] and Hobart Ronald [Lastname].
W.C. Fields had some good ones.
Perhaps the names of a few of my stuffed animals will help: I have a manatee that answers to the name of Edgar T. Snugglecrunch, and an elephant who likes to be called Lord Phanty McStampenstein.
You can’t beat Mrs Strabismus for conjuring up an image of a stuffy dowager English lady…especially if you know what strabismus means.
(I made up the name for a story I wrote once.)
Some dirtysoundnames.
Hmmm, I think I went to school with him…
How about Lady Hepzibah Hortense von Foggybottom