Feminine blossom:
Luxurious, inviting,
Succulent delight!
It is offered me:
courteously I demur.
Have you a brother?
Oh, certainly, Matt.
Elsewhere in this site you’ll find
A dick haiku thread.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Where is this “clit” thing?
What the hell is a “G-Spot?”
So many questions
Keep it shaved and sweet
It’s guaranteed he will eat
When not smell like feet
(oooooooooooo - a rhyming one)
'scuse me?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Nibbleworthy shape
(Makes a v inside your pants)
On purpose? Or just is?
Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post
A favorite cartoon dialogue
“Who’s cooking fish?”
“You’re cooking, fish!”
Pink womanflower:
Dewy, pulsating, afire!
Exquisite beauty.
Encased in petals,
The mysterious darkness
Offers wonderous delights.
This space for rent.
Cuter than Marg-ret
is that other girl friend of
Dennis the Menace
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Gilded Lily? Nahhhhhh…
Same Beast, different channel.
Swallows you up, don’t it?
Don’t listen to Freud.
There aren’t any teeth down there!
Go ahead and look!
(did I get my psychologists right, here?)
I do trust you Cristi
But Daddy warned me
Vagina dentata.
Let’s help this thread stay
at the top of the forum
to be near Dick Haiku.
I mean, we all know
That dick and pussy haiku
belong together.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Wooly, wonderful,
Weltering, warm womb-window.
Woo, woo-woo. (woo-hoo!)
Great Cthulhu lives;
the world lies between your thighs
sweet secret of life.
Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.
Velvety valley,
Voracious vivacity!
Venerable vee.
Dear TennHippie: You like alliteration, don’t you?
Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.
Powerful pussy
proves pink pleasure purifies.
Pud panegyric.
Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.
Alliteration? A little.