Leaves a roll of toilet paper on the table
For those that have some of that brown stuff on their noses.
Well…uh, OK. Fine.
Umm…You call yourself a Giraffe? Hah! You’re more like a belly-dragging, no-necked Badger!
How was that?
Look who’s twee now, buddy!
What ever happened to that guy anyway?
Giraffe is a mod, of course, of course,
And no one can mod like our oversize horse
Pit rules? Of course!
Watch him enforce
Them swiftly – Trolls beware!
A jerk on your back? Hit “Bad Post” – ACK!
Giraffe will attack with a lethal smack
His tongue don’t lack
The length to whack
With wit and savoir-faire.
Badgers! Badgers! We don’t need no steeeenking badgers!
snerk
::rolls off chair, wailing with laughter::
Hey, mods, take a look at this one!
The new guy got Pitted…and now they’re singing to him!
Veb
Don’t may him any attention, Raffey, just jealous 'cause your so special. That, and the prehensile tongue.
Poor Giraffe. He’s such a lousy mod that the pit thread dedicated to him is entirely compliementary and song filled. No references to jack boots or thuggery.
Poor poor bastard.
Hey, Giraffe does too have boots! Four of them! One for each leg!
I don’t know if I’d call them jackboots exactly, though. Maybe more like jillboots?
An experiment in recombinant DNA gone terribly, terribly wrong…
Now Giraffe is being compared to a muppet booted stuffed toy.
Poor, poor, poor bastard.
Now, we really shouldn’t make fun of our new mod, don’t want to discourage him. Especially when he’s so cool. I mean, what with his fabulous taste in music, a bitchin’ set of wheels to drive the chicks wild, not to mention his sensitive side – heck, I’d go for a drink with him any day!
Now, I’m not saying Giraffe doesn’t have any flaws, oh, no – he’s been known to have quite the eye for a luscious lady, for example. But he’s really quite studious, has an inquisitive mind, and is very clean.
I don’t see him as the jackboot type anyway; more a rainslick and galoshes kind of mod, with a little Gendarme cap between the prongs. Probably use a whistle too, if his tongue didn’t keep getting caught in it.
Giraffes can and do clean their ears with their tongue. There’s your trivia for the day.
Hear that, ladies??
*:: waggles eyebrows suggestively :: *
Lick your eyebrows suggestively. Works for me.
Can’t. Too busy getting the wax out my ears.
Hear that, ladies??
All I can think of is a giraffe, done up like Gene Simmons, doing Simmons’ signature air-cunnilingus thing.
Meh, I dunno – you really think this is hot? Although there are those who claim that A giraffe’s tongue feels like nothing you’ve ever touched before.
I mean, think about it. Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.
There, now, Giraffe – I was mean to you. Does that redeem your Pitting? 