Does Giraffe get a full point in the mod-pittings race if the OP can’t do any better than “spoilsport”?
Actually, the judges have deducted two points from his total, only because so many posters in this thread have supported him. Keep up the good work. ~~signed,
The other Mods
I don’t think he should be penalized for being right all the time. Maybe ya’ll should be following his example. 
Will,
Your favorite movie is Eating Raoul, isn’t it?
see, that was funny.
If you lived in the Arcade, you’d be a little punchy too. This is not just any regular arcade. I think it has something to do with the peanut fumes, but that’s just speculation.
Hang in there, Will.
Actually, I agree with the OP; **Giraffe ** is a spoilsport. He closed my Nixon Dollar thread before it even got a chance to be fun on the grounds that it was insufficiently vehement for the pit.
This has led me to the conclusion that if you want to be certain **Giraffe ** won’t move/delete your thread, you’d best include the word “Fucker” at the bottom, just to gaurentee it is an actual bona fide pit thread. I suggest any threads where there might be a hint of ambiguity include “Fucker” as a way to fully comply with the rules and thereby allow **Giraffe ** to leave your thread unmolested without having to don his mod jackboots.
In fact, in Giraffe’s honor, I’d humbly suggest we name the practice in his honor and call it the “Obligatory Giraffe Fucker”. Like so:
Obligatory Giraffe Fucker
“Obligatory Giraffe Fucker” brings up a…well, a different image in my mind. We’ll leave it at that.
Actually, I moved your thread on the grounds that it was insufficiently vehement. I closed it after you pointed out there was already another thread on that topic in MPSIMS. Also, it sucked. 
Hey, good luck with that. Of course, you can in fact swear in other forums and I use “obligatory swearing because it’s the Pit” as a tie-breaker when deciding whether or not to close a thread, but you never know. It might work.
Giraffe, obligatory fucker
OK, well, if that’s all you got, I agree with Giraffe. Giraffe, sorry for the demerits from the other mods, but when you’re right, you’re right.
Yeah, just about the only comment that gave me a chuckle here. But it doesn’t count since he already rated the thread a -741/10.
It would have been as high as -690/10 without the Russian vote.
Dang Russians! Without them, this thread would have at least scored higher than the closed thread which spawned it, which was rated a mere -713/10. What do they have against cannibals anyway?
In Soviet Russia, cannibal eats YOU! Oh… I guess that’s not much different than anywhere else.
Great?
The monumental effort of closing a thread?
Withstanding the compact derision from all Dopers and defending his action in spite of a very unpopular decision?
Using his 18" prehensile tongue to do the job?
Great…?
edit: PORN BANNERS! (sorry)
since we’re already pitting giraffe curse you (fuck you since this is the pit) for reprimanding me based on the letter of the law when the spirit of the law would let it fly. :rolleyes: