In this thread, I hereby officially Pit the new Moderator in the Game Room, Invisible Wombat.
Nah, I don’t really have any fucking reason to pit the visibly impaired denizen of the great underneath. I just can’t help but think that [post=9962844]Giraffe should win the bet[/post].
So, since this needs to have some vitriol to qualify …
Invisible Wombat, I hereby pit you for having an offensive screen name. On behalf of all small, furry creatures of the Antipodes, I call upon you to cease using the image of such an animal in connection with your activities as a jack-booted thug. Clearly, your use of the name is intended to inspire fear among the masses and is based upon outdated negative stereotypes regarding down under animals. :mad: :eek:
What, you’ve never seen a wombat in jackboots before?
I see the jackboots, but where’s the wombat? (BTW, congrats!)
Doesn’t this mean that you’re required to play in a Mafia game now?
Giraffe is a woman?! :eek:
No, I’m a dude.
A dude who’s closing this fake Pitting. I appreciate the sentiment, but we’ll all just have to wait until InvisibleWombat does something stupid that’s worth Pitting for real.
[sub]Should be about ten minutes…[/sub] 
Lib - Unless something has changed that I’m not aware of, Giraffe is still male.
Cookies (wonderful username, BTW) - I just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out all of the rules of the Mafia game. I think I’ll watch one all the way through before participating.
Oops. If not hitting “preview” before I posted counts, then you were right…