And I forgot to preview. It’s “insanely bad issues with men.” Not “insanely bad man issues with men.” Whoops
I like inasnely bad man issues better… maybe she was attacked by a bad man, a very bad man.
Anyway if a mod sees this I humbely request you lock this travesty down, the whole thing is over… well the SO anyway and I don’t wana see any more people get mad at anoyone. I was even hoping for a good Shrek tangent but that even got derailed… :mad: But instead this degraded into a sureal journey into a woman’s psyche that includes a deap dislike of men.
And to end it on a light note, I really do like lesbians… they make some wonderful… adult cinema. My issue was always with this woman in particular.
Thanks for your time, I never expected this to reach 4 pages… sorry for the waste of bandwith. 
Nicholas
Who’s the SO?
Signifiant Other… aka girlfriend…
Ah, I read your above post wrong. Got it.
And good luck.
Im a little late on this one, but I can undertand NPavelka being upset about this. She was interfearing with his wanting to get close to her. Almost mocking him in his attempt.
I’m sure they were just playing and not to take it too seriously. I agree tho that they should have been a little more considerate of his feelings, play or not.
NPalveka ADMITTED that he is the type of pathetic, insecure loser who feels the need to go around and sit right next to the woman in a booth and then keep her in a headlock the whole time. Yor girlfriend is not your property, dude, and if SHE has no problem with being groped, then you’re just SOL, man. You did not have a right to put your paws on that girl. IMO she should have stabbed you with a fork.
Stabed me with a fork huh? So female against male violence is perfectly tollerable…
Listen you little shit, you are being torn up in GD thread… you might wana stick there. If you think me putting my arm arround someone I am with and showing affection like I always do is equal to a headlock I feel sorry for your emotional partner because the most affection you ever show is probally a hand shake, or is that even too much physical contact.
Why do I have a feeling you are the kind of ass that will see a couple and come over and begin flirting with one of them just to fuck with the other half of the couple. :wally
What are you? Drunk? No reading comprehension? Make like a tree and get outta here!
Another proud graduate of the KellyM School of Irony.
Holy shit, I am completely serious when I say that I fear for the well-being of KellyM’s future child. Not because of the gender/relationship thing, but the fact that she is a fucking loon.
I can only hope that she (1) gets some major mental treatment before the baby is born, or (2) stay the fuck away from the child until she gets her shit together.
Jesus.
Um, I’m pretty sure KellyM is not expecting. Maybe you have her confused with someone else?
Uhhhh no, I didn’t say KellyM is pregnant. KellyM’s girlfriend is expecting their child.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=135595
Now there’s a link that tests your reading comprehension skills. 
All I can say is, it’s a relief to see that gay men don’t have a monopoly on overblown drama.
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the link, I hadn’t seen that thread before – I usually skip MPSIMS threads unless they involve sharing embarassing personal stories. 
Ok so I’ve been called a woman hatting lesbian rapist by a… transgendered (so KellyM still has the man parts and a good old Y chromasome) lesbian… ok I’ve seen everything… Check please, this way to the egresse, That’s all folks!
Maybe I really do need to have my head examined…
This thread needs to be shot in the head.
This thread turned out better than I could have ever hoped.
You see, I saw this thread, and read the first few posts, and thought, No, dammit, this is NOT going to turn into a pity party for some guy who has serious jealousy issues and was a bit mean to some woman who was a bit friendly with his girlfriend. So, I decided to get medieval on his ass.
And it worked. Damn, did it ever work. Thanks for playing along, everyone, it was great.
For the record, I don’t think NPavelka is a lesbian-hating (or even -hatting, which would be far far worse, I can pick my own hats, thank you) rapist. Nor do I believe that whoever I called “scum” is actually scum.
And, no, I am not going to print this thread out and show it to my psychologist. Why would I tell him about my irrelevant recreational activities? And to all the people who fell qualified to diagnose my personality via my comments in one Pit thread: :wally
And which part of KellyM’s identity do you have a problem with? I’ve also called you an asshole and said that if you don’t learn to control you temper and jealousy then you’ll likely end up seeing the inside of a correctional facility. That means you can add a Fag to your list of detractors.