Girlfriend wants to move to US, thoughts?

drachillix writes:

> I was picked up at the airport in manila by a woman i had never met in person in
> an unmarked car with a driver. I survived without being sold for parts.

You did? Well, shoot, that means that I got cheated. Someone swore to me that they were selling me genuine drachillix parts. I wonder now whose parts these are.

Heck, I lived with my first husband for three years before we married and he turned out to be whack-a-doozle. Thank God he was a U.S. Citizen so I didn’t face accusations of fraud when I divorced him from Homeland Security.

Probably cheap chinese knockoffs

What did he do that was so whacky?

Also I am going to have my girlfriend visit me and see how that works out.

Just please dont send money. I have not heard of a scenario yet where that has a happy ending.

I am nor going to send money, she owns a small business so she can come over here. I just need to invite her over is all.

Now I just have to deal with the dogs, they are going to bark like nuts.

Sending money (and lots of it) tends to have a happy ending for the recipient.

(Or did you mean that kind of “happy ending”?)

Happy ending for “all” involved parties.

Why would you divorce him from homeland security? I thought he was your husband rather than theirs.