Well. Today was busy. The work day itself was moderately insane, then my dad dropped by for a visit, leaving around 10:00pm. Then, being that it was too late now to go to the supermarket to get something for (a now-late) dinner, I walked over to Subway and picked up a couple of subs. (Tuna for me.) I waited a half a freakin’ hour in line while the woman in front of me had two loaded veggie subs done up. And then, as those two were just being made up, the son, who was there all along with the father as well, decides he wants a sub now, so she asked the girl making the subs to do one more. ARGH! To her credit though she had the good graces to apologize to me (for my two sub buns were already slit and awaiting assembly whilst this new third sub was suddenly in the offing.) Nevertheless, the fact that I was just one of four people in line while this was going on and the girl behind the counter was the only one working at that time – well, really, they ought to hire more staff if things are going to be routinely that busy.
And on top of that, while waiting I overheard the latest customer come in, talking on her cell phone, say, “No! I was sexually molested, I’m not okay!” :eek: It must not have been that traumatic though as within minutes she was discussing some job search-related thing with whomever she was talking to on the other end.
Oh, I forgot to mention, I got my hair cut over the weekend. This is not a noteworthy event in and of itself, but I tried a new hair cutting place in the mall today. I had made it my mission to try a different one until I had tried them all (there are 8, count 'em, in this mall. That day though – Sunday – I just wanted a decent job so I wanted to go to the more recent one I found that I liked. Unfortunately I discovered they were closed on Sunday, so I decided to just try a new one then. I went to one called Colours who, as their name might suggest, specialize in hair colouring, but they also do men’s cuts. So I figured, what the hell. I’ll try. It did not start off well though. Right off I explain my preferred cut. It’s very simple – one trimmer change away from being about the simplest you can get. #2 trimmer on the sides tapered into a #5 on top. Simple, n’est-ce pas? 10 minutes and I’d be out the door.
“Oh, you don’t want to trim on top. It doesn’t look good. I will use the scissors, you’ll see, it will look better.” This was her helpful decision. Now, I don’t mind suggestions if I’m considering something a bit different, but when I come right out and detail the specifics right out of the gate, chances are pretty high that I’m not really interested in opinions on matters of my choice of coiffure. Now, I know from experience (via other barbers who, evidently sharing this irritating trait, also wouldn’t listen to my instructions) that clipping via scissors does not produce a cut on top short enough for my liking. It’s always a good half an inch longer than I want.
“But I would like it really short on top,” I say. She nods sagely, humming her assurance. Stupidly knowing that my definition of short and hers were going to differ, I just went along with it. Sho’ nuff, at the end it was about a quarter inch longer than I wanted – but whatever.
Oh, but the real dealbreaker came when she broke out the headless clippers. You know, when they trim the fine whispy hairs on the back of the neck right down to skin level. Ordinarily this is a common and uneventful procedure not worthy of mention. But these were no ordinary clippers. No. I am of the opinion that when they were told to sharpen those clippers, someone took them to the back, secured them in vice, and had at them with an angle grinder – both the moving part of the clippers and the stationary part. I say this because these didn’t merely trim the hairs – that wouldn’t have been exciting. No, these clippers, not content with simple hair removal, seemed to want to actively remove the top layers of my skin and possibly introduce a few tendons to the outside world. They hurt. A lot. (Yes, indeed you might say they were shear agony.) Honestly, it felt like a cheese grater. The back of my neck was red and raw the rest of the day.
They also washed my hair after the cut, rather than before, as is customary. I actually preferred it that way. It gets rid of all the stray clippings that fell on to your scalp during the cut, instead of leaving them to collect down your back after you leave.
That’s one more place I’m never returning to. They actually managed to be worse than the place on the other side of the mall that seemed to be missing half their clipper heads and whose stylists kept talking to each other while they were cutting my hair – which means she wasn’t really paying attention to cutting my hair. It didn’t turn out too badly, but it could have been better.
There. That’s off my chest.
DoggyButler - Oh man, I’m sorry to hear that. But she had a good, full life with you guys, which is as much as any good pooch could ask for. I hope she gets a good room up there in the Big Kennel in the Sky, filled with tons of Kongs and bones to gnaw on, and rabbits to chase. And big ol’ juicy porterhouse steaks for dinner every night. RIP Mags. Woof! Good dog.
Hank - Briefly, yes. They do. Which, in the end, says more about their intelligence than yours.
Okay, I need to go eat my sub.