Give a little girl a megaphone. What will she do with it?
A) Hide in the bushes and call out to a passing war canoe: “I am the mother of God. Get out of your boat now.”
B) Call dogs away from people walking them in the distance.
C) Follow fifty feet behind you making Darth Vader noises.
D) All of the above.
Well, today it was all of the above. Sometimes kids are a hoot.
Come on guys! Let’s make this thread into an If You Give A Mouse A Cookie remake!
If you gove a little girl a megaphone, she’ll want jodhpers to go with it. And a beret.
Did they get out of the boat?
Nope, but they were so surprised that they came close to flipping.
Later in the afternoon, back at the picnic site, I called out over the megaphone “And now Randy will fall out of the boat,” he looked over, and fell out. Those sprint canoes are tippy beyond belief.