It’s called a “vibrating dildo.” http://www.goodvibes.com
Ahem. Thank you, Green Bean.
(loved the Antique Vibrator Museum)
What does your precious smell like?
Animal, vegetable or mineral.
Would you like a second opinion?
Have you ever ended up walking like John Wayne the morning after?
Does your gobbler still slant to the left?
Bring that shiny white ass my way Omni. You’re more than welcome to come… if you want to come to Manhattan, Kansas that is. (probably not)
One more thing… give me dirty questions that she can answer. We came up with this one:
If you could be any kind of candy bar, what kind would you be?
We came up with three possible answers… which is better?
A Heath Bar because you can lick off the chocolate and suck on the rest.
A Snickers because it satisfies
A Reese’s Peanut Buttercup because there’s no wrong way to eat 'em.
Heath Bar, definitely.
<runs off to vending machine down hall>
For the record…
A dildo is shaped like a penis. There are vibrating dildos and non-vibrating dildos. Dildos are also usually flexible.
If it’s not shaped like a penis, and it’s hard plastic, then it’s a vibrator.
And now that I think about it, that would make an interesting question, wouldn’t it?
By the way, let me add “A dildo is basically shaped like a penis.” I’ve seen a corkscrew-shaped dildo, and the legendary dolphin and beaver models.
Hell, check any sex-toy website. There is usually a clear distinction between what is on the vibrator page and what is on the dildo page.
Hell, KimKatt, it’s all good. 
An M&M, because it melts in your mouth, not in your–Naw, too easy.
An M&M, because M or W, it goes both ways! Just flip it over!
Does a yeast infection make your pussy rise?
you JUST have to tell us what question she was asked, and her answer.
still waiting…
did she win? place? show?
My friend didn’t win the calendar competition last night. 
There were 8 girls and only 4 got chosen. At least she gave it a shot.
I don’t know what questions she used. I’ll have to find out when I talk to her later this afternoon.
"One more thing… give me dirty questions that she can answer. We came up with this one:
If you could be any kind of candy bar, what kind would you be?
We came up with three possible answers… which is better?
A Heath Bar because you can lick off the chocolate and suck on the rest."
Heath bar eh?
…uh
NAH too easy