NeedfulThings
[bSome Asshole**.
Nothing personal. I just think it would be pretty funny to see stuff like this:
on the board.
Of course, the real assholes are people like me who can’t code.
If Some Asshole was acceptable that might win it now! I can just imagine myself doing something wrong the thread in ATMB
Admin: “Some Asshole has been suspended for repeatedly molesting our gerbils”
Member: “How dare you insult a member by calling him Some Asshole when he is not here to defend himself”
on and on and on 
Years ago I used to read a website that had great bar names through out the USA some of my favorites their where for the same reason **Some Asshole **would be great here.
Bar names I remembered (Whether real or not I have no clue just found them humorous)
“A Buddies” As in “Honey I will be late coming home I am hanging over at A Buddies”
“Not At A Bar” As in “Honey I swear I am here, Not At A Bar”
“Around The Block” “Honey I will be home soon I am Around The Block”
**Bronchial Spasm
CarFullofScaryclowns
Tarzan of the Peek-A-Boo**
And now for something completely Juan
You’re the Juan That I Want
The Only Juan
Juan in the Million
Juan Singular Sensation
Atomic Tarzan
Glow in the Dark Vine Swinger
Atomic Buzzkill bandname
Try Again Later
What’s All This Then?
Eh?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Eleventy 1
Juan Way Or Another
Oh, I read this name mentioned in a pit thread referring to (I think) a stupid driver, and thought it would make a great user name:
Clueless Z. McFuckwit
I suggest New Yorker humorists for inspiration.
From James Thurber:
Walter Ego
Wha’s it?
Hodda Wodda Poosh
Wulsa malla?
Wishtonwish
From Robert Benchley:
Sir Arthur Reeves Reeves-Arthur
Mr. Thurple
Hot Dickity
Inherent Mice
From S.J. Perelman:
Milo Usufruct
Rex Beeswanger
Meatcliff
Roger Ramspeck
From Marshall Brickman:
Pootie LeFleur
From Bruce McCall:
Rat-Faced Skunk Boy
Runciman
Humbley Pudge
From Steve Martin:
Tyrell Oven-Baby No. 9
You omitted the British pejorative: Juan Kerr
I have it narrowed down too
NeedfulThings
Rat-Faced Skunk Boy
Eh?
Some Asshole But not sure if this would be allowed 
Pazuzu
Abbie Normal
Juan Carrion
If you have any other suggestions for me to possibly add to the list throw them out in the next few hours, then I will put out a call to pick one of the names and well be named.
I recomened against Eh?, because you could never do a vanity search. 
How about Boobies?
You’d be popular.
Yeah popular, but all the feelin’ up might get old.
I have to bounce that one around in my hand before I add it to the list
According to Bruce McCall, Rat-Faced Skunk Boy was the nickname of Egypt’s storied King Pni, whom the March 1938 issue of Popular Workbench (“Written So Even You Can Understand It”) claimed invented radio in the days of antiquity.
Okay these names are the final screen name selection.
How it will go now is three votes by three different members first is the name I will be stuck with.
Let the quick voting begin!
*Still not sure Some Asshole will be acceptable but if it is, and it wins the vote then Some Asshole I will be.
Rat-Faced Skunk Boy.
Vsevolod the Big Nest. Svyatopolk the Accursed. Sigurd Worm-Eye. Erik Bloodaxe. Or any of the other names from the medieval nicknames thread.
I gotta vote for Juan Carrion.
Well, we have a planned outage of the internet here so I will be left with wondering what my new screen name will be. I shall see who I shall be tomorrow morning.
Okay, then how about: Grateful Gargoyle? Are you sure you won’t accept a late submission?