Give me back my fucking guitar, Nut fungus!

The BBQ Pit
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First you break up with me. Then you accuse me of stalking you (confiding in a mutual friend that I missed you and emailing you and calling you to BRING ME MY FUCKING STUFF).

What fucking gives? You say you haven’t had time to bring me my guitar and amp. That was three weeks ago. The show you were working has closed and finals are over. Haul your fat ass out of bed load my amp and guitar in your car and bring them to me.

Yes, its May. Yes, its Louisiana. Yes, its hot. Yes, I’m aware that my amp weighs at least two hundred pounds. But, I need it back, asshole.

I would go get it myself, but I don’t have a car and I’m kind of a waif therefore it would be impossible for me to drag it all to the bus stop, load it on the bus and then drag it all the way down the street to my house.

Please, bring them to me.

I ask and I ask and I ask…

I’m finding it increasingly difficult for me to get over you knowing that my prized possesions are in your care and that those things are the last things that bind me to you. And the sooner that I break all ties to you, the sooner I’ll get over you.

So, please, please, please bring them to me.

I really don’t want to have to call the police about this, its relativly petty to what they have to put up with…but I’m at my wits end.

And your a cunt. You’ve always kinda chunky…but, uh, lately you’ve started to fill out a little…HA!

sigh…despite the last statment, I still think he’s gorgeous…*oh just bring me my stuff *…

LP

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Louisiana? Not so far. I’ve had a guitar stolen, and know how you feel. For a price I can have a talk with this person and make sure you get your stuff back. 8^)

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Possession is nine tenths of the law.

Your guitar and amp? Face it, man, he’s sold 'em.

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Tell him to bring your stuff back or you are calling the cops. If he doesn’t then call the cops. It’s not a trival matter, a guitar and amp is expensive. And it doesn’t matter if he’s “gorgeous” or not, he’s still an ass.

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Just wanted to say that “nut fungus” was an excellent insult. Almost jarbabyj-like.

Good luck on getting your stuff back.

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I have to ask. How can you think this guy is “gorgeous” when he acts like this? Am I the only one who finds that my perception of a person’s beauty is directly proportional to the person’s personality. When a guy treats me like that I find myself seeing him as DOG ugly.

Hope you get you guitar and amp back. You might end up renting a pickup truck to get it.

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“Nut fugus”, when translated to jarbabyj-ese is “NutFungusPowerSander”.

I talked to NutFungus today, he said he was bringing my stuff to me tommorow at three…we shall see.

Oh, and about NF’s gorgeousness…today he was wearing a with shirt with wet, yellow pit stains. Somehow, I’m not finding nutfugus so attractive.

LP

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“Nut fugus”, when translated to jarbabyj-ese is “NutFungusPowerSander”.

I talked to NutFungus today, he said he was bringing my stuff to me tommorow at three…we shall see.

Oh, and about NF’s gorgeousness…today he was wearing a white shirt with wet, yellow pit stains. Somehow, I’m not finding nutfugus so attractive.

LP

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Not to sound like I’m siding with Nut Fungus, but why SHOULD he bring you your stuff? It may be yours, but he’s not obligated to be your courier. Get somebody to help you pick it up. Until you do, he can tell you to go to hell all he likes.

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I really don’t have anyone else who has a car to go and help me pick it up. Why should he bring it back to me? Because I have in my possesion a $5,000 (at LEAST) leather and fox fur ankle length coat his mother leant me when we went to NYC over Christmas break. (They’re REALLY rich people). If he refuses, I’m hocking the coat. I don’t know why Mrs. NutFungus hasn’t been more insistant on me returning it. She hasn’t mentioned it all, actually. I even forgot I had it until it fell on me when I was looking in closet for something (this thing is HEAVY). Plus, I also have one of his sweaters, I’d keep it, but its too big.

LP

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I’m sympathetic to the idea that in order to more quickly get over a crashed relationship, you should trash the former paramour at every opportunity.

However, I’m not at all sure this extends to the former paramour’s mother. She was the one that lent you the coat, not he; assuming he’s over 18, she has no liability for things he does or doesn’t do. If he chooses to keep your guitar, you have many remedies; one of them is not holding a third person’s property hostage.

Loislane138, in both the customer service thread and this, I’ve detected what can most kindly be called a lack of adult responsibility on your part. This is unsurprising, I suppose, since many people lack this quality. What does surprise me is the enthusiasm by which you share with this message board your lack of responsibility.

  • Rick
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It was a joke. A joke, asshole. I’m not going to sell his mother’s coat.

Lack of adult responsibility? Please remove the stick from your ass.

Some customers are assholes, I complain. My ex is not willing to promptly return my things, I complain. Two things out of my control. This is a lack of adult responsibility?

As mentioned, please remove the stick from your ass, OR refrain from reading and/or replying to my posts. It is as simple as that.

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I have to agree with Bricker: it is not this guy’s job to rearrange his life to bring you your stuff–it would be a nice thing to do, mind you, but it is not his job.

And I truly truly do not understand how you can bitch about him and not have already returned his mother’s coat. I mean, eihter you are responsible for getting the coat to her, and you haven’t or he is not responsible for geitting the guitar and amp to you. I don’t see how you can possibly have it both ways.

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I’m afraid you’re mistaken. For it to be a joke, it would need to exhibit wit, charm, humor or irony. What you wrote had none.

Frankly the single most pathetic cry of the argument-loser is the whine “It was just a JOoooooKKe!” when cornered on a weak point in their argument. Show some backbone, admit you made a stupid comment and get on with your rant/life.

Fenris

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I love you, Fenris, I really do. Keep the good work. See, since you post here and say what I would say, it saves me the trouble of having to say it myself.

And also,
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Mother of Satan, people, please stop mis-using this!

People say this all the time, as if it means that if some thing is in your possession, the law will be on your side.
Bullshit!
This is not what this little “saying” means. It actually means that nine tenths of civil and criminal disputes are over the possession of something. It means that people are always suing or calling the cops or whatever because someone has their stuff.

If you’re going to use a cute, annoying little adage, have the common courtesy to use it appropriately! See, this way you don’t look like a total dumbass when you use it.
Ditto for people who say “I could care less.” No, what I’m sure you mean to say is that you couldn’t care less. People sometimes get all indignant when I tell them these things. Fuck them. If you’re going to say something, you should know what the hell you’re saying, is that so much to ask?
If you’re going to use a phrase or term or “buzz-word”, you should know what the hell it means!
I don’t know why this gets on my tits, beause it’s no sweat off my sac if some other person looks like a shmuck, but it does.
Anyway, before you open your mouth to spout some stupid little phrase, make sure you’re using it correctly, okay? This way, you don’t come off as any more of a shithead than you do just by showing up.
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disclaimer: this was not aimed at anyone personally, not even the above-quoted poster. The quote just set me off, and you know how I can ramble. And oh yeah: If you don’t like it, lick me where I pee.

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I’ve re-read your post, tryign desperately to find any indicia of humor, any sense that it was intended as hyperbole or as a joke. I see none - and frankly, I’m willing to bet most other readers reacted the same way as I.

Your lack of adult responsibility is hsown not in your complaining, but in your apparent inability to comprehend your role in creating or contributing to the situation which prompts your complaints.

Finally, as to your request I no longer post in your threads. The function of this – indeed, any – message board is that posted threads invite comments from all participants. I can only think of one way I’d be willing to guarantee that I’ll no longer darken your threads: stop creating or posting to threads. In this way, you’ll leave me powerless to offer further comment on your failings. You’ll really zing me that way, I promise.

  • Rick