Give your SO a Violet Bejeweled Vagina on a Chain!

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

^ First thing I thought of.

[Walken_After_Midnight]

While we’re on the subject - cowrie shells.

Etymology of porcelain:

1530s, from Middle French porcelaine and directly from Italian porcellana “porcelain” (13c.), literally “cowrie shell,” the chinaware so called from resemblance of its lustrous transparency to the shiny surface of the shells. The shell’s name in Italian is from porcella “young sow,” fem. of Latin porcellus “young pig,” diminutive of porculus “piglet,” diminutive of porcus “pig” (from PIE root *porko- “young pig”). According to an old theory, the connection of the shell and the pig is a perceived resemblance of the shell opening to the exposed outer genitalia of pigs.

Not doing an image search for that.

[Ann_Hedonia]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

That jewelry should have gotten the HPV vaccine. Now it’ll take imiquimod therapy, or some liquid nitrogen to remove the lesions.

That was my first thought as well. Maybe it’s the perfect gift to give the woman you’ve just infected with an STD.