I think you misunderstood his meaning.
I’ve got to show this to my wife. Then maybe I won’t get hit every time I try to go “bowling” :dubious:
Also of note and medically factual: jacking off diminishes the likelihood of prostate CA.
^ nsfw
Are you refering to “The Straight” Dopers? Or dope user’s. Btw,very cool the way you inserted lyric’s & the band’s name for name #5,could,nt think of something for The Who?
How about Titilating Touch’e?
Oh!! So that’s why he likes it when I squeeze them while “in the moment.” How sweet is that? He’s concerned about my health. 
No Your Honor, that’s not what happened at all. I was helping her prevent breast cancer while she was helping me avoid prostate cancer.
Sorry, I didn’t mention that.
[del]Who the fuck are you?[/del] I started to, but then remembered - sometimes less is more… 
:smack::smack::smack:
I can’t think of a good title, but, I would be able to work at the clinic, for $200 a day.
That’s all I can afford.
COOL!Can’t beat me in lyric trivia
Or The “Squeeze Box”
Or The Lactating Lounge?
==Shudder== And you used to seem so…gentle.