I picked up a large volume of milk and I baked cookies. Two kinds even, shortbread and almond. Both melt in your mouth and very tasty. So, come in, sit and we can munch and visit. 
OK I admit it, I am lonely and willing to use bribes 
Consider me bribed
Normaly I would but I’ve been munching on bridge mix all day.
I’m in but since I’m diabetic, I brought myself some diet coke and a bag of baby carrots to munch on.
But save an almond cookie in case my blood sugar gets low
Could I have one of your carrots, hardygrrl? I love nibbling on those things.
Oh, and I brought some of those little drink umbrellas so we can have Hawaii-style Milk & Cookies.
Gotta beer?
Great to see so many caring people. Thanks for coming. JimB for you I have Kokanee and Corona (hope you like either) if not I will hustle my little butt to the store, and also have 4 wine, 2 white, 2 red, and for the others perhaps some vodka, white rum or rye. I am well supplied, just needed friends. Thank you all - and I do mean it.
Sure thing Racinchikki-i brought plenty and since you’re here I brought you a pic of Matt Hardy wearing only the WWF Tag Team Belt.
::hands bag of carrots and pic over::
I’ll take one of those Kokanees, if I may, Runadoc.
But what’s beer without chili, eh? I took the liberty of bringing two batches - con carne for the savages among us (myself included) and con cashews for the non-carnivorous.
Careful, it’s hot.
A Corona will be fine. Don’t want to be a pest, but, ya got any ranch dressing to go with those carrots?
And how 'bout some Fritos to dip into that chili with? I’ll go pick some up if you want me to.
Jim
So many good lookings gals and guys to party with. Thanks for bringing the chili Pipeliner :), and JimB (you can pester me anytime) the dressing is on the door of the fridge and the store is only a block away. Could you get some more ice while you are there, we are running low. You are a sweetie This could be a great night…so many major hunks right here, right now. Hardygirl and Racinchikki, thinking of veggies and umbrellas, thanks, I need all the help I can get.
Sorry I’m late, but I brought some chocolate chip cookies to make up for it. Can someone pour me a glass of milk?
So, lady, wanna go for a walk? These guys can take care of themselves.
Jim
JimB - only if you promise to hold my hand real tight, after all it is late and quite dark. That’s good, now here is a short cut to the store that only I know about… such a warm sultry evening don’t ya think???
I expected to, what with the lions and tigers and bears, OH, MY!
And I bet those clothes are really clinging to you, you probably need to loosen them up a bit, don’t ya think.
Jim
What a good idea. But with this burn on my finger from that hot chili pot, such small buttons, oh, perhaps?..do you suppose?.. I mean, could I impose on you?? Oh that feels really nice, thanks…
Glad to help.
since it’s getting late, who wants some Tallisker for a nightcap? (and no, I didn’t bring ice. or soda. or water. Tallisker. that’s the ticket.)
Why, thank you, Runadoc, for the invite. Sorry I’m a little late, I brought my famous veggie dip and some extra fresh veggies. Any diet coke here?
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So many cute guys in here too. Oh, my. What a wonderful idea for a party. Oh, and if some rum should happen to slip into my coke, I won’t complain.
And, NP, you call this late? Au contraire, mon cher. Perfect time for the night owls.
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