I have cookies and milk.

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Famous Amos Bite Sized Chocolate Chip cookies, to be precise. And the children are at Grandma’s for the night, and the husband will be leaving for work in a couple of hours, and I don’t have to work because I quit my job last week!

I also have pepperoni pizza rolls and potato chips, and I shall sit around in my underwear and scratch and burp and yell at Audrey Hepburn that Bogie is better than Bill Holden until I can’t stand the sheer giddiness anymore and fall asleep.

I haven’t had the house to myself for an entire evening in ages.

2

May I have some? :: innocent face and puppy dog eyes :: Pwwweeeasse?

3

As much as I can apprieciate having cookies and milk, I think my beer and brownies trumps it.

4

Open your mouth and I’ll chuck some in; they’re bite-sized, you know!

Regallag, you silly, you don’t eat brownies with beer! You eat deep-fried mozzarella sticks!

5

I have GirlScout cookies, lot and lots, and I have red wine and brazil nuts and Big Sticks! I could barricade myself in my apartment and not come out for a week! I have Netflix! They send me MST3K and I don’t even have to go out!