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I can see you all were just lion in wait for a chance to pun. It might be interesting to giraffe the freqency of puns by subject.

I wish I could run as fast as an African antelope…

But as John Donne said: “No man is an eland.”

Snug gnus sung nugs, guns.

Who wildebeest pun belong to, I wonder?

but did you know that gnu is not gnu?

That’s a pretty frightening smirk on that software gnu.

Better be careful. Bad gnus travel fast.