I can see you all were just lion in wait for a chance to pun. It might be interesting to giraffe the freqency of puns by subject.
I wish I could run as fast as an African antelope…
But as John Donne said: “No man is an eland.”
Snug gnus sung nugs, guns.
Who wildebeest pun belong to, I wonder?
but did you know that gnu is not gnu?
That’s a pretty frightening smirk on that software gnu.
Better be careful. Bad gnus travel fast.