Bitch at me, or the world at large.
I don’t care. No really, honestly, I don’t give a f**k today. Bring it on.
I might bitch back at you, then again I may not.
Because, I just don’t care.
Self pittings are lame.
I would, but its too damn hot.
Hell, while the theme is bitching I might as well add something to the party here.
I’ve just spend nearly a month in an RV in the middle of nowhere doing mostly nothing with the SO.
Of course, she has her ideas of how to do things right (usually wrong) and how she prefers to do things (and I don’t fucking care).
So, on plenty of occasions she would complain that I was doing things “wrong” or not doing things the way she preferred.
I finally adoped a standard reply to her complaints. “Quit your bitching”. Often with a “goddamn” or “fucking” was thrown in for good measure. Yeah, I’m an asshole but it sure as shit felt good.
It’s that cabin fever
Fever
It’s that cabin fever
Fever
It’s that cabin fever
Fever
watch out watch out
It’s that cabin fever
OK. But first - who are you?
http://www.cabinfevergifts.com/
I’m assuming these will make you feel better…
Don’t be lazy. If you want us to bitch at you, give us some material.
All I can come up with now is: Longhorns suck. Go Razorbacks.
[Grampa Simpson]Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.[/Grampa Simpson]
Why the fuck should I, just for you? Fuck it. Who made you king for a fucking day?
Fuck. I just have given a fucking fuck. In fact six fucking fucks. No, eight now. Bugger it.
Reported.
Tallies up his loneliness, notch by notch
For the sea offers nothin’ to hold or touch
Notch by notch, winter by winter
Notch by notch, winter by winter
Frankly, my dear assclown, I only give enough of a fucking fuck to type …
! FUCK THIS SHIT, YO !
You know, if you’d written this as a paragraph, it would have been so much clearer and not so disjointed. But you never do what I tell you to do, because you’re just selfish and immature. Also, semicolons instead of periods. Or a nice haiku.
Too (darn, damn it*) hot to hoot!
CMC fnord!
*Sully a Cole Porter lyric will thee?
No, I won’t bitch at you, or the world at large. See, I want…to…sing!..
Are you the honey badger?
Reference: (NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
no singing!
Ok, OP, since you asked:
When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down?
Mom! Quit bitchin’ at me. Can’t you see I’m busy here?