Being a little bored lately, I thought about writing a Naruto story. It won’t be precisely about any existing characters, but sort of fills in some holes that were left by the anime, and describes a little bit about how the ninja live. But mroe to the point, I wanted to write a story about an alchoholic who leads a team of second-rate ninja.
After all, somebody had to take on the job after Kakashi actually passed a class/team of ninja.
The only thing is that most of the “obvious” jutsu have already been done, and I wanted a couple of newer ones, mostly to show the semi-shortcomings of the characters. Sure, they’re good enough to get out of school, but these guys are not going to quickly pass the Chunin exam, then go onto really being Jonin and even more powerful ninja within a year.
I figured the leader would actually be amazingly strong, from having made his living as a woodcutter and liquor brewer. He has a crippled left knee* which hinders him a lot, and has to make up for it elsewise. However, he’s a drunk, which does not help.
Jutsu I was thinking of include…
The Sake-soaked Blast, a Fire Jutsu which needs liquor to function again
The **Mighty Mighty Mighty **(i.e., the Very Strongly Strong), which is what he uses to amplify his strength, but he can’t move from the ground while using it.
The Lion’s Roar, which I am shamelessly ripping off from Kung-Fu Hustle
I’m just still putting together the rest of the “cast.” I’m not entirely sure whether I should up the angst factor by including the estanged family (or whose fault that should be) or how much.
*The Title is Kakashi’s First. No, not his first girl, you filthy-minded fanfic readers! And not his first boy either, you even filthier-minded fanfic readers!
No, I mean his first team, before (and the reason why) he got the dubious honor of taking on the scut-ninja. This is the story of his first students. One was crippled, the other two exiled. (Guess why they were exiled?)