Go White Fish! The Ever Quoteable Futurama Thread

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[QUOTE=Snarky_Kong]
I can’t recall the context, but when Zoidberg says “They’re hideous. BLAAARGHHH!” while waving his claws around, cracks me up every time.
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That’s in the episode where bender flushes nibbler down the toilet, Fry is talking about visiting the sewers to get him back and Zoidberg’s reply you quoted is about the sewer mutants.

[QUOTE=bouv]
Apparently you haven’t, cause everyone knows Melllvar is spelled with three "l"s. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Isn’t Melvarrr spelt with three "r"s ?

My personal favourites.
Professor: “Good news everyone, The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait. That’s not good news at all”

Gypsy: “Yes I am your friend. Bonder.” “I am fine. Give the gypsy ten dollars”

Zoidberg: “And while you’re under the knife you could get an ink sack to evade your enemies”
Professor: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!” <Gets covered in ink>

102

I think I overdosed on Futurama… but Bender is just too good.

Bender: Let’s face it, comedy’s a dead art form. Tragedy, now that’s funny.

Bender: Congratulations Fry, you’ve snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy’s rich, she’s probably got other characteristics…

Bender: Ehh, great is okay, but amazing would be great.

Bender: Blackmail’s such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bender: My life, and by extension everyone else’s, is meaningless.

Bender: I decline the title of Iron Chef and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up, it also comes with double prize money.

Bender: Bender must be stopped. I’ve gone too far. Who does that guy think I am?

Bender: Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Bender: Don’t touch my stuff after I’m dead…it’s booby-trapped!

Bender: Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.

Bender: I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways…by force!!

103

Zapp: It’s real velour.

and later

Kiff, I have made it with a woman! Inform the men.

Zapp: I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies.

Zapp: Leela. L-E-E-L-A LEEEEELA

Zapp: Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
Kiff: The boy, sir?
Zapp: YOU! You lay out my formal shorts!

Morbo to his wife (under his breath): I will DESTROY you.

Bender: Like when you burn down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

Bender (singing): Using a word for something other than it’s literal intention. Now THAT is irony!

Zoidberg: The music is bad and you should FEEL bad!

And my all-time favorite quote, but only because I didn’t get it until I became a really big geek:
Melllvar: I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you “friend”.
Fry: Episode 10, Balance of Terror.
Melllvar: More like episode nine, loser! In your face! Victory is mine!

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Fry: Help me! For god’s sake! Help me!

Farnsworth: Oh don’t worry Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum, but now it’s nearly over. So long!

105

Zapp Branigan (on how he defeated a horde of Killbots): You see, the killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
Bender (sniffing): A grim day for robotkind. Ah well, we can always build more killbots!

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[QUOTE=pepperlandgirl]
And my all-time favorite quote, but only because I didn’t get it until I became a really big geek:
Melllvar: I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you “friend”.
Fry: Episode 10, Balance of Terror.
Melllvar: More like episode nine, loser! In your face! Victory is mine!
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The laugh after that is the best! “Ah HEH HEH! Ah HEH!!”

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Bender: “So then I said: (high sqeaky girly voice) see ya at the fight!”

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Leela: Wow. Superpowers! I’ll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.

Fry: Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

Leela: To have parents.

Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is: To be a superhero. We have superpowers and we’re Americans. This is our chance.

Leela: Hmm. I have been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence. Let’s do it!

Fry: You’ll barely regret this!

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Bender: What did you call Me?
Space Hobo: A Robo, you know a robot hobo.
Bender: Oh, I thought you said Romo.