Go White Fish! The Ever Quoteable Futurama Thread

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That’s in the episode where bender flushes nibbler down the toilet, Fry is talking about visiting the sewers to get him back and Zoidberg’s reply you quoted is about the sewer mutants.

Isn’t Melvarrr spelt with three "r"s ?

My personal favourites.
Professor: “Good news everyone, The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait. That’s not good news at all”

Gypsy: “Yes I am your friend. Bonder.” “I am fine. Give the gypsy ten dollars”

Zoidberg: “And while you’re under the knife you could get an ink sack to evade your enemies”
Professor: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!” <Gets covered in ink>

102

I think I overdosed on Futurama… but Bender is just too good.

Bender: Let’s face it, comedy’s a dead art form. Tragedy, now that’s funny.

Bender: Congratulations Fry, you’ve snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy’s rich, she’s probably got other characteristics…

Bender: Ehh, great is okay, but amazing would be great.

Bender: Blackmail’s such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bender: My life, and by extension everyone else’s, is meaningless.

Bender: I decline the title of Iron Chef and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up, it also comes with double prize money.

Bender: Bender must be stopped. I’ve gone too far. Who does that guy think I am?

Bender: Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Bender: Don’t touch my stuff after I’m dead…it’s booby-trapped!

Bender: Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.

Bender: I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways…by force!!

103

Zapp: It’s real velour.

and later

Kiff, I have made it with a woman! Inform the men.

Zapp: I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies.

Zapp: Leela. L-E-E-L-A LEEEEELA

Zapp: Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
Kiff: The boy, sir?
Zapp: YOU! You lay out my formal shorts!

Morbo to his wife (under his breath): I will DESTROY you.

Bender: Like when you burn down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

Bender (singing): Using a word for something other than it’s literal intention. Now THAT is irony!

Zoidberg: The music is bad and you should FEEL bad!

And my all-time favorite quote, but only because I didn’t get it until I became a really big geek:
Melllvar: I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you “friend”.
Fry: Episode 10, Balance of Terror.
Melllvar: More like episode nine, loser! In your face! Victory is mine!

104

Fry: Help me! For god’s sake! Help me!

Farnsworth: Oh don’t worry Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum, but now it’s nearly over. So long!

105

Zapp Branigan (on how he defeated a horde of Killbots): You see, the killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
Bender (sniffing): A grim day for robotkind. Ah well, we can always build more killbots!

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The laugh after that is the best! “Ah HEH HEH! Ah HEH!!”

107

Bender: “So then I said: (high sqeaky girly voice) see ya at the fight!”

108

Leela: Wow. Superpowers! I’ll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.

Fry: Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

Leela: To have parents.

Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is: To be a superhero. We have superpowers and we’re Americans. This is our chance.

Leela: Hmm. I have been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence. Let’s do it!

Fry: You’ll barely regret this!

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Bender: What did you call Me?
Space Hobo: A Robo, you know a robot hobo.
Bender: Oh, I thought you said Romo.