God hates denmark!!

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

Not quite sure what to make of this – I mean it is obviously the opinion of main stream Christians, but eh, some of this really really opened my eyes.

There is a lot of stuff I didn’t know, but thankfully my horizons have been enlarged now.

For example:

“Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! “

or

“The Danes invented rape!”

Did you know all this? Why hasn’t anyone told me? What should we do to stop those damn danes?

Link:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=528824

#2

The Albanians invented jaywalking

#3

Don’t worry about it. It’ll work itself out.

#4

And have them load up in the longboats and pillage our helpless shores? :eek:

#5

Oh wow - that thread goes to 52 pages of intense insanity - someone please tell me this is a joke and that no one really is THAT simple minded. Please ?

#6

Yes, Landover Baptist is a parody site.

#7

“The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.”

Sorry - move along - nothing to see here…

#8

They killed 80 or 90 Swedes who they had promised amnesty to. Granted, this was some time ago.

More recently (in 2006), they charged me $60 for a hair dryer. Stupid unfavorable exchange rate…

When we were there, the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde was working on a Viking ship that they were planning to sail to Ireland. They’re coming after us.

#9

I love this part:

Yes, this is the dream of every girl who’s been raped . . . to marry her rapist.

#10

According to the REAL people-hater, he also hates America, Canada, Ireland, Sweden etc. Apparently, he now just hates the world, so all countries can share the [del]love[/del] hate, at godhatestheworld.com (I don’t feel like giving him a link.)

#11

Finally we get some recognition for all of our hard work! Where would the world be if it hadn’t been for our contribution. Took us a lot of time to come up with all that stuff, too.

If you’re thinking of the Sea Stallion it already went there and came back.

#12

Cool, but dammit, if it’s a Viking boat, I want blood and thunder in that video. Raging seas, shields on the gunwales, lightning flashing through the sky, ice-rimed rigging, the works. And would it be too much to ask to have a freaking sea serpent around?! Your video is like a lovely cruise on a yacht. THE VIKINGS DIDN’T HAVE YACHTS!!!

;), in case it’s needed.

#13

What happened to you Denmark (and Norway)? You used to be cool.

#14

Have you been there in winter lately?

#15

Of course God hates Denmark. They don’t even play in the SEC.

#16

I thought this was going to be a link to a new page on Fred Phelp’s “God-hates-everyone-who-isn’t-Phred” website.

#17

Some consolation is that if they use butter as lube, it’s really, really good butter.

#18

god must hate denmark, he (she, or it) let the aussies beat them at soccer yesterday…! :smiley:

#19

Yup, something’s definitely rotten there. Probably all the herring.

#20

Odd - Denmark seems to be one of the very few countries in the world that God doesn’t hate, according to Fred Phelp’s God Hates The World map (yes, I just checked). Weird. I wonder why they are special?