I’m going to Japan. Now what?
It’s simple…just change the name, really!!
**I hate feeling the need to fake it just to fit in
Wiener ! ! ! ! **
You’re not helping.
** Stephen King’s The Mist
Atmospheric Movies **
**Uh-oh…
Wiener ! ! ! ! **
**Any doctors here?
How do you pass the time in prison **
Paging Dr. Mercotan
** Does anyone else enjoy the taste of blood?
How do you pass the time in prison?
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**War of the Worlds microbes?
‘Alien diseases’
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Yup.
**Cops don’t like me
Running into unpleasant people from your past **
Even Better:
** Cops don’t like me
Running into unpleasant people from your past
My cat hates me
**
Sounds like you need a hug.
Had Too Many Bad Christmasses?
I need to know everything there is to know about kissing. Now.
One tough puppy
The second might work to solving the first, and there may yet be time, but just how are you thinking of practicing?
My husband was attacked last night…
Undo Circumcision Damage
Ouch!
Heh. Somebody’s lost.
Wish granted, Mrs. Huckabee!!
Anyone seen Mike around lately?
**Evil dentist caught on video:
Finally! I’m wearing big girl panties! **
**I took a career test and it said I should be…
Tuduckinoostrich for Thanksgiving! **
I took a career test and it said I should be …
One tough puppy!
**Can rubbing a penny on a hickey make it heal faster?
Where did “quarterback” come from?
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Can’t stop Twick’s a bad puppy shut yo mouf!
**Those Mentally Ill
Have you ever been mentally transported back to your childhood/school days?
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** Did I do the right thing, or have I fucked up?
Holy shit, did I just say that?!
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**Holding in your fart
Political Positions of Candidates (US) **
If only we could get them to hold in their hot air…