**Describe it in three words
ChiefScott: Part Deux
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Question for Christians: How do we know God loves us?
What if Hillary Clinton were assassinated?
How big are we?
SDMB Weight Loss Club, November
We’re not as big as we used to be.
**Installed my blackberry into my computer, what do I do now?
Cleaning Child Porn from a Computer **
**The guy in the next cubicle just farted
I’m on telly on Tuesday **
Must have been some fart.
**In which I become celibate.
Describe it in three words **
“No More Sex”?
** The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Another cool thing I didn’t know about **
** Someone you look at and start laughing
The Quotable Simpsons Bonanza **
**Yay! She Went to Jail!
Ask The Former Prisoner **
Another woman pulls a ridiculously short sentence. :rolleyes:
**Describe it in three words ( 1 2 3 )
I’m Falling Apart
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**Anyone have a kid in a Montessori school?
Who’s been using my crayons?
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Okay, these aren’t in order, but they should be:
**The Food Network, as programmed by me.
Describe it in three words
Another cat death **
**In which I become celibate.
Lock up your daughters (and your sons!) **
Looks like *that * vow didn’t last very long.
I don’t normally post the ones from New Posts (it’s kind of cheating), but I can’t resist this one:
Advise me on assisted living for an aged relative
Yay! She Went to Jail!
Well, that turned out all right then.
**Baffling cat behaviour
Looks like I’m getting a new fur stole**
Man, I thought I was tough when my cats misbehaved.
**Baffling cat behaviour:
Another cat death **
Yeah – it always catches me by suprise, too.
**I can’t find my flip-flop.
An open letter to God **
Wouldn’t St. Christopher be more appropriate?
**Describe it in three words
Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women
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**That’s it, I give up. I just can’t fucking do this anymore.
In which I become celibate. **
More “New Posts” sweetness:
**Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women
Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does…
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**Yay! She Went to Jail!
Give me the strength to ask this woman out. **
Strength, a heavy-duty file and a titanium codpiece.
An open letter to God
In which I become celibate.