**What am I doing this weekend? Nothing!
I can’t find my flip-flop. **
No flip-flop, no fun.
**Jokes that depend on an accent
Post your fave Limerick
Scotsman having sex with bicycle… **
said “I started with a tricycle.
Moved up to a moped.
And you know where that led.
But it’s better than sex with an icicle.”
What are you too lazy to do properly / correctly?
The fruitcakes I have known
**Yesterday I heard that the Sun will die in 200 years
Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow…
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I think that’s rushing things.
**Good birhtday gift for a chain-smoking ex-convict?
Vintage handguns
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** SDMB Secret Santa Exchange
The fruitcakes I have known **
is that fruitcake meaning dessert, fruitcake meaning crazy or fruitcake meaning homosexual?
SDMB Forum listing:
You just might be a Doper if…
white males are obsolete
What stupid kids tricks do you teach kids?
Sex eases menstrual cramps?
**Oh, Dear! Supplies for the Budding Mad Scientist!
SDMB Secret Santa Exchange **
Now THAT’S a party!
** SDMB Weight Loss Club, November
Smart Women Have Curves, and Hopefully Chocolate Beer!
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**Amazing 3 minute clip
Scotsman having sex with bicycle…**
I didn’t know anybody was there with a camera!
You win the thread.
** I had no idea…
How to dispose of my old computer.
SDMB Secret Santa Exchange
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Making the SDMB work for you!
Sex eases menstrual cramps?
How much sleep do you need?
How much sleep do you need?
Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does…
Sun No Longer Largest Object in Solar System
SDMB Weight Loss Club, November
My Penis is the largest object in the solar system
Amazing 3 minute clip
:eek:
The meaning of “is”
My penis is the largest object in the solar system.
“Is” might not mean what you think it does.
From New Posts:
Horrible communication mistake
Oh FUCK! I left my cellphone at work!
Britian searching for new national motto
It’s. Its. ITS! IT’S!
Wow. They’ve narrowed it down to four choices already?
New Posts:
Couch in women’s restrooms: what’s the real purpose?
Describe it in three words