If I so much as see you near any car, let alone mine, with your “Vote for the American” bumper sticker, I will end your life without a second thought and move on with my day knowing the world is better than when you were still breathing, you racist, brain dead, shit eating fucktard. :mad:
Geez, I’m sorry!
Maybe switch to decaf?
More context might help.
I’m guessing he apparently saw a (now outdated) bumper sticker from one of the two recent presidential elections and decided to take offense.
The fact that you want to have a Non-American be the next President shows how much of a commie bastard you are and that you should be jailed for treason.
When I murder people because of a bumper sticker, I usually refrain from announcing it in advance of the internet.
Right. I mean sure we’ve all done it a time or two, but like farting in public it is kinda gauche to talk about it.
I just put another stick figure on the driver’s side door.
Not “saw”, found it attached to my car. :mad:
I doubt this particular asshole spends much time reading boards aimed at fighting ignorance.
Then I endorse this pitting, and will help you murder him.
Do you think the date today might have something to do with it?
Do you have enough #9 bonesaws? Because you can never have enough when your disposing of a body. They dull faster than you might expect.
Good point – the OP should consider that the perpetrator might be a friend/relative who knows about his/her political opinions.
FUCKING HELL! I’ve been had!
:smack:
My wife just let me in on the joke. Happy April Fools’ Day to me. :o
But I’m not one to make idle threats so now I guess I have to kill her. Shame, really. Things have been going so well all this time.
ETA: ninja’d by Esox Lucius, et al.
Alright everybody. On three.
One, two, three.
Sounds like a good prank in concept, but actually vandalizing your property isn’t cool. Unless it was easy to remove. *Then *it’s funny.
Also, the last update has changed this from a pit thread to something more MPSIMSy. Off it goes!
I would like to thank the OP’s wife for providing the best joke of the day I’ve seen so far.
The good news is, I have 364 days to plot my revenge.