God help you, you fucking racist shitbag.

Wasn’t there once a movie about this? Where a misunderstood April Fool’s Day prank creates a chain reaction of events that ultimately results in the entire world reaching the brink of nuclear war?

Or was that just a dream I once had?

It would have been funnier if you actually beat some innocent person to death before finding out. I’m sure your face would have been red.

IKR!

the day is still young.

cling wrap the top of the toilet bowl.

Nevermind.

If it exists, please post the title because that sounds AWESOME!!!

Its perfectly legal as long as you keep yelling “April Fools!” the entire time you are doing it.

Lucky you! The Milwaukee Sawzall® is on sale at Lowe’s!

Tonight, get naked, blindfold her, tie her to the bed, then leave - go see a movie, whatever…

This is the funniest thread ever.

If you change your mind and decide to spare her life, please give her a high five from all of us. Well played, Mrs. Silver! :smiley:

If she’s anything like my partner, she’ll disassemble the bed and leave.

I don’t know about that, but check this out: http://myfox8.com/2014/04/01/april-fools-text-reports-shooting-at-sc-college-charges-follow/

Ironically words equivalent to those on the sticker are in the constitution.
The president must be a natural born… “american”.
Does Quicksilver also thinks the constitution is unacceptable … ?

Way to completely miss the point…

Thank God, a real American has finally showed up.

How many blacks you beat up today, son?

I came upon this late, in MPSIMS. Was sure the mods were switching around forum titles.

From that article…

Needs to be be one of their ex, former, fired employees.

Truly a prank (and over the top response) worthy of making the April Fools Hall of Fame.

Well done Missus Silver. :wink:

And Quick?

:smiley:

Try not to eat too much cheese before bed…might help