God help you, you fucking racist shitbag.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Just tell people the sticker is a Ted Cruz reference.

[Grestarian]

@buddha_david

Wasn’t there once a movie about this? Where a misunderstood April Fool’s Day prank creates a chain reaction of events that ultimately results in the entire world reaching the brink of nuclear war?

Or was that just a dream I once had?

Dr. Strangelove?

[AClockworkMelon]

@Grestarian

Dr. Strangelove?

Sure, if you count the Ruskis depriving us of our precious bodily fluids as an April Fool’s prank.

[JRDelirious]

@buddha_david

Wasn’t there once a movie about this? Where a misunderstood April Fool’s Day prank creates a chain reaction of events that ultimately results in the entire world reaching the brink of nuclear war?

Or was that just a dream I once had?

Nah, it’s just Sitcom Idiot Plot variation #134.

Oh how must Mrs. Silver have enjoyed the reddened face, the pulsing forehead veins, the flying foaming spittle, the grinding teeth, pacing and muttering, steam coming out of the ears, etc. You got a keeper there, OP

[Mister_Rik]

@QuickSilver

FUCKING HELL! I’ve been had!

:smack:

My wife just let me in on the joke. Happy April Fools’ Day to me. :o
But I’m not one to make idle threats so now I guess I have to kill her. Shame, really. Things have been going so well all this time.
ETA: ninja’d by Esox Lucius, et al.

@Loach

Its perfectly legal as long as you keep yelling “April Fools!” the entire time you are doing it.

Naturally, Weird Al has already covered this scenario:

“I Remember Larry”

[stui_magpie]

@johnpost

the day is still young.

cling wrap the top of the toilet bowl.

Rewire her vibrator so it’s “live” when on max.

[Esox_Lucius]

[QUOTE=Isilder]
Ironically words equivalent to those on the sticker are in the constitution.
The president must be a natural born… “american”.

Does Quicksilver also thinks the constitution is unacceptable … ?
[/QUOTE]

@davidm

Way to completely miss the point…

@Esox_Lucius

Thank God, a real American has finally showed up.

How many blacks you beat up today, son?

Is that a Happy April Fools Whoosh to us? :smack:

[gigi]

@JRDelirious

Oh how must Mrs. Silver have enjoyed the reddened face, the pulsing forehead veins, the flying foaming spittle, the grinding teeth, pacing and muttering, steam coming out of the ears, etc. You got a keeper there, OP

A racist, brain dead, shit eating fucktard of a keeper.

[mbh]

@QuickSilver

But I’m not one to make idle threats so now I guess I have to kill her.

La petite mort, we hope?