Funny bumper sticker I saw

Only YOU can prevent narcissism.

That’s pretty funny, but I think “Only I Can Prevent Narcissism” would be funnier.

You guys forgot to sign your posts.

“Will Work For Sex”

… and on a clapped out ancient four color Tercel:
“Lexus Hassle-Free Loaner”

Not to make this political or anything, but I like “Ban Republican Marriage - Hatred is Unnatural and Disgusting”.

OK, so that’s pretty much to make this political.

Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist.

I saw this on the back of a womans mini-van once.

“I must not be going that slow because I’m ahead of you”…

Also, one I recommended to a hooker I once knew… not like that, just someone I knew.

“Hey ass hole, BEAT IT! Riding my ass costs $100 an hour”

I’m quite fond of “Our son deals weed to your honor student”

Also : “Don’t drink and derive : alcohol and calculus don’t mix”

“Eschew Obfuscation”

“Honk if You Trouble with the Unified Field Theory”

“My Standard Poodle is Smarter than your Honour Student”

“I hate Barbie. That Bitch has Everything!

“Too close for Missiles. Switching to Guns.”

“Let gays marry. Why shouldn’t they be miserable, too?”

“I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.”

“That’s OK. I wasn’t using my civil liberties anyway.”

“Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.”

“Flirty, Dirty, and Nerdy”; this pushes all kinds of buttons for me.

“I’m not spoiled, just well taken care of!” On a Kia.

“If GOD didn’t want us to eat animals,
Why did he make them out of meat?”

During the first months of the Gulf War, Cervaise had a bumper sticker that read, “We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.”

I also like “Stop Youth In Asia”

I wish I could find a place to make one that my wife thought up: “I BRAKE FOR JESUS”

“Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations”.

An oldie, but still one of my favorites -
Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal.

And more recently seen -
Doing my part to piss off the Religious Right

There’s one they sell for many dog breeds, but I like the pug version, since I have a pug:

“My pug is so evolved, that in comparison your honor student is like a primitive fish with legs.”

“Visualize Whirled Peas”