Funny bumper stickers you've seen recently

Spotted today:

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

George W. Bush

The President Quayle We Never Had

freely ignoring the “seen recently” criteria

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

Nice Girls…Choke.

Hey, it made me giggle.

Save a tree, eat a beaver

There was one on the same car that said save a cow eat a vegetarian, but that wasn’t as amusing.


Honk if you love honking.

They’ve got a Nuke The Moon tee shirt! Wicked pissa!

The “U.S. out of Pangea” just had me laughing like a fool in the middle of class.

Well done.

“Midwives help people out.”

Bumperstickers I have:

“Do not mess in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

“THINK - I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

“I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!”

“Its your hell, you go burn in it.”

“Caution: Weird Load”

I’m very surprized my car hasn’t been keyed.

Bumperstickers I have that are not on my car:

“If going to church makes you a Christian, then does going into a garage make you a car?”

“What is our oil doing under their sand?”

“Goddess bless America”

I about fell out of my chair when I saw the “But do they call me McGregor the Wall Builder” T-shirt. That’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard!

My brother, a gun collector and expert shooter, has two great bumper stickers on his pickup:



(He’s not the intellectual in the family.)

Seen at an outdoorsy shop in Tennessee…

Paddle Faster! I hear banjo music.

“Witch Parking Only
All others will be TOAD”

I would have difficult not putting that on my car. Brilliant.

I had “Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet” on my car for awhile.

“I Love Animals…They Taste Great” amused my tired mind in the CT congestion on 95 North yesterday.

Help me out, I don’t get that one?

I had this one once, but it fell off :frowning: .

Nope, I don’t like bumper stickers at all. :wink:

e-mail me, I’ll reply with the whole joke. Caution: It’s crude.

Was it on Hal’s car?

I think that almost everyone has seen the standard Christian fish symbol, most of us have seen the fish with little legs attached and “Darwin” in the center, but have you seen the one with “NCHIPS” in the middle. I almost snorted ice tea all over my windshield.