“Train engineers have a tender behind.”
Young people will not get it.
Seen on the back of a very old MG:
“Paul Revere was a snitch”
Picked up “Born Again Voodooist” at Zombies House of Voodoo in New Orleans. Gave it to a friend who had it on his bumper within minutes.
“Can’t Sleep…Clowns Will Eat Me”
Thanks, that was clue enough to find it by google.
First and only one to go on my bumper!
My wife and I were at a stoplight the other day. I looked over, and the bumper of a parked truck bore this sign:
I still eat grits.
What?
Recently recounted here.
Pick me up and put me back on the bike.
Not funny by itself, but my passenger had injured herself falling off of her bicycle the day before.
I’d rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy
A truck in front of me today had one of those magnetic ribon things. It was a black ribbon and said “Support Lap Dances”.
I thought to myself, “you know, that is a cause I could get under.”
My fave is “Free Robert Stroud”.
Robert Stroud was the real name of the Birdman of Alcatraz. Lots of people ended up feeling sorry for him because he was in jail for like a really long time, so they wanted to free him.
But he’s been dead for like 43 years, so it’s a joke. So it cracks me up because I bet that people who see it think I’m some kind of wacky liberal wanting to free somebody when actually I’m not. Or they go nuts trying to figure out who Robert Stroud is. Or maybe I’m giving people too much credit for giving a crap what I have on my bumper. Anyhow, it’s funny, see. At least I think so.
I got it made custom for like four bucks on the internet. Plus shipping.
“Have you tormented the Devil today?”
On the back of many an old British car
All of the parts falling off this car are
of the finest English workmanship
Oh sweet Jesus, I *need * that one! 27 copies should be enough…
No smoking unless you’re on fire.
Sorry to be ignorant, but what does “NCHIPS” mean?
FISH…NCHIPS, getit?
It’s a fish, see…a fish ‘n’ chips.