That’s just… awful.
I think my favorite so far was one in plain black lettering on a white background. It said:
I’m a rocker.
I rock out.
I saw for sale
Rock is Dead
long live paper and scissors.
“Will someone give the man a blowjob so we can impeach him?”
I still like the one with the fish outline and GHOTI inside.
It’s an old one, but I just saw it the other day for the first time in years:
Reunite Gondwanaland
…
So awful, in fact, that it is great.
Yanno those magnetic ribbons with a Pray for our Troops or God Bless America?
Just pretend it’s all ok An awsome resource for all your Right-Left-Lib-Hippie stuff.
As I’ve observed before, Nancy Buttons has Bumper Stickers as well. The catalog is one of the best free entertainment things out there, with wonderfuilly off-the-wall buttons and stickers:
SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN IN CHURCH.
I’ve been too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
It’s obviously from the last election, but I just saw it last week and snickered:
“John Kerry: Bringing complete sentences to the White House”
Ok, this isn’t a bumper sticker but I didn’t want to devote a whole thread to it…a friend of mine who is a british immigrant, and his wife are having a baby soon. So we’re getting a shirt made for the baby that reads…
Made in America with British parts.
I thought it was cute.
::nerdy nitpick:: wouldn’t just be “long live scissors” since, you know, paper covers rock, but with no rock scissors is undefeatable?:: nerdy nitpick::
The link caused me to go back and read my post. WOW are there a lot of typos in there! Sorry! :smack:
I like my license plate frame. Not quite a bumper sticker, I know, but you could print it up easily enough.
**ALUMNI **
Miskatonic University
I had it made custom at a little kiosk in the mall. I nearly shattered, though; the vendor said, “Miskatonic? Yeah, I tink my sistah went there.”
Heh.
–sofaspud
In Halifax there’s this neat shop called Little Mysteries where you can buy cool witchcrafty stuff, like power stones and spellbooks and robes. My aunts bought a bumper sticker for their late Buick, Edwina Bletchley, that read “Woad Warrior.”
But my favorite bumper sticker of all time is “Eschew Obfuscation!” I write it on chalkboards everywhere now. (Yeah, I had to look it up when I saw it.)
Saw a good one today. It said: “Kneel before Zod!”