I saw this one on the back of a car being driven by a really cute woman:
“I’m only driving so fast because I really have to poop”
I laughed at that one. Then my friends pointed out the other sticker on her car:
“If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair”
“Lysdexics Untie! You have nothing to lose but your snaitch!”
and on a bicycle with trailer:
“My Other Car is held together with Bumper Stickers”
I always wanted to make a bumpersticker (which I may thought of myself or saw it on here):
World peace begins with merging
“Keep honking, I’m reloading!”
“I am the man from Nantucket”
An old one but I like it when I see it.
Usually on Jeep Wranglers stuck on upside-down:
“Please flip me over”
LOL. That made my day!
“Hang up and drive.”
On a huge hummer-size SUV
“No blood for oil”
Some rich guy in my neighborhood has a sense of humor.
License plate “4NJUNK” …on a blacked out Porsche 996 Turbo.
…it clogs the fuel injection intakes.
I do NOT Have A.D.D. I’m just… Oh, look a kitty.
Tooling down I405 there was this cute blond ahead of me driving a nice car. Bumper sticker said:
“STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES
BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!”
Damn near caused a wreck speeding up to pass and check it out. Like I said, cute.
Best vanity plate I’ve seen: “PECAVI”
My favorite
“This car is protected by an anti-theft bumper sticker.”
“I feed on the flesh of the living – and I VOTE”
“Lesbians for Bush”
I’m easily amused.
Bumper sticker seen while the late Democratic primary campaign was grinding along.
“VOTE FOR MONICA LEWINSKI’S EX-BOYFRIEND’S WIFE”
My wife found a bumper magnet on the ground last year, and it now sits on our fridge.
It shaped like a ribbon, just like all those yellow ribbons you see that say “Support our troops.”
Except this one is black, and says “Support my oil habit.”
My sig line also comes from a bumper sticker.
I saw a yellow magnetic “ribbon” for sale at a rest stop once that said “Support the Magnetic Ribbon Industry”. I so wish I’d gotten it; I’ve never seen it again. :smack:
“Bumper stickers substitute brevity for wisdom.”
“Obey gravity - It’s the LAW!”
“Everybody generalizes from one or two examples; at least I do”
Two stickers on opposite sides of a car:
“Mean People suck” “Nice people swallow”