My favorite:
Bumper sticker
:smack:
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
That one really pissed my mother off!
I’ll bite. I don’t get it.
“PECAVI” is “I Have Sinned” In Latin. Don’t nobody remember their Latin? Jeeeze
“42.7% of all statistics are made up.”
On a car at the local animal shelter:“Please spay and neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives”
“Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on your windshield”
A secretary at work recently had to borrow her son’s car because hers was in the shop. He had one of those magnetic ribbons on there she was unaware of. It read:I support road head!
I saw a couple choice ones on a truly beat-up old 70’s Nova four-door, the kind of car that’ll give you tetanus from ten feet away:
“My other car is a POS, too”
and on the other side of the license plate:
“If this was a horse, I’d shoot it”
Why? Aren’t you supposed to eat him regularly?
One that sent me over the edge laughing:
JESUS SAVES!
(And takes half damage.)
Yeah. I’m a gamer.
“I finally got my shit together but I can’t pick it up.”
I liked
“Born OK the first time”
and
“So many idiots. So few comets.”
I’m sure I’ve posted this here before, but it’s probably new to someone . . .
Many moons ago, the WI state tourism board had bumper stickers in a distinctive font/color scheme that said
ESCAPE TO WISCONSIN
We once saw a vehicle where someone had gotten creative with several of these stickers and a pair of scissors:
NO ONE CAN ESCAPE COWS IN WISCONSIN
On a VW microbus seen at the corner of Ocean and Soquel in Santa Cruz, ca. 1999.
“Phish sucks. Jerry’s dead. Get a job.”
and (my favorite)
“I beat up six hippies and all I got was this crummy bus.”
I had:
I don’t love you anymore
YOU ATE MY DOG!
inexplicable… That’s why I bought it!
Visit Wisconsin and Smell the Dairy Air!
I have the t-shirt.