:rolleyes:
He doesn’t get memos. He writes the memos.
He might also start looking into other ways of moving His product line besides direct sales. I mean, look at the way Hiis last sales agent was treated. Nailed to a tree.
Perhaps He could set up a call center.
Outsourced, to another planet.
No, not another planet. India. With the reincarnations a single employee is capable of working within dozens of time periods simultaneously–saves a bundle on payroll.
I don’t blame the atheists who fret over this sort of thing. If God were made of atoms, I’d be pissed at Him.
[quote=As the current benefits are not motivating the market we suggest a conference call within a month to determine other factors that might motivate the buyers. Initial thoughts here at MC, Inc are:
• Free movie tickets
• A ‘saved’ of the week recognition program
• Extra points towards salvation for community works[/quote]
Shit. It doesn’t look my indulgences are gonna be carried over to the new marketing plan.
Well, you can’t read it without a premium membership, but in May 2001 TheOnion had an article about how God has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. It actually explains a lot.
Damn, I must have been out when HE called me to ask my opinion on the matter because I don’t remember this conversation at all.
Reminds me of an old George Carlin line: