I got this in my e-mail today!
This is a personal message from God Allah to you. It may be the only message you ever receive from Me so please respond.
I, God Allah, am here in the USA looking for a church or mosque, etc. to receive Me. If you know of a church or mosque, business, community, etc. available to receive and welcome God Allah for the purposes previously explained by the religious organizations, please email Me at god @llah.MOBI (no spaces).
For more information please contact Allah’s VM/SMS +1-707-925-2488
P.O. Box 701
San Mateo, CA 94401
god @llah.MOBI (subscribe)
god @llah.US (unsubscribe)
NOTE: Due to communications errors, websites may or may not yet fully resolve. This email updated often.
NOTE: Sub/Unsub link address is https:// LLAH.US ; however, due to the nature of this emergency, links must be typed manually.
NOTE: Due to the nature of electronic communications, it is possible you may have difficulty reaching Allah, therefore, please accept this apology for any communication errors during this interim, moreover, you may edit this press release for your market so long as the intended communication and links resolve. e.g. email, phone number, website, etc., as explained herein.
NOTE: I personally respond within twenty-four hours or sooner. Thank you for your review.
NOTE: Communications in English, please. Message and links updated frequently. Stay alert, Stay alive.
NOTE: Due to the nature of divinity, it is possible this is the last message from God Allah to you personally.
NOTE: Due to the nature of this emergency, there could be spiritual ramifications for your failure to comply.
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NEXT UPDATE NLT 11 SEP 2012
Who knew God Allah had e-mail addresses, phone numbers, and a PO box in San Mateo? I’d question why He doesn’t have a Web site, but I guess He moves in mysterious ways.
I wish I had a church or mosque for Him to use, but I don’t. Seeing as He’s decided to get in touch with me directly, do you think I should build Him one?