Word!
You should ask him some questions only God Allah would know.
For example:
What does Muhammad really look like?
Or, if he’s going with God and not Allah,
What rib did he use to create Eve?
“OK. I’m thinking of a number between one and infinity”.
I had a dream last night that I got a letter like this that claimed to be from a dog. I was going to post it on the Dope to one-up the God one.
…hey, that’s just God backwards. Huh. That really didn’t occur to me until now, honest.
Considering the source, this seems a little…ominous.
You may want to heed this advice. 
Here’s the latest message!
Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and asking the Press to help Me locate an organization, community or nation to receive Me. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation: send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something such as “On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah.” Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back through email with more information about how this applies to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Also, due to the nature of this emergency, it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Thanks.
Emergency Message,
God Allah
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Dude! God is threatening you!
Talk about your deus ex machina.
This message from God has been graped by The Grapist?
Or maybe The Grapist IS God! :eek:
Dogs prefer to use text messages.
Humanity: So God, that was some natural disaster the other day. Our whole village was wiped out! Can we get a hand?
God: Graped by the grapist… haha, classic!
Humanity: Facepalm