Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
Stevie’s ahead of the curve. As a Bills fan, it took me years to realize that God hates us and wants us to fail.
I always remembered it as a Carlin bit, and he sure shows up in a lot of Google hits for it, not that that’s definitive.
God doesn’t need to mess with football games to convince me he hates Buffalo. The weather already did that.
So that’s at least three, certainly more. It’s not like it’s something only a few would think of.
apparently, some one is a dolfan, not a bills fan.
Satan had the last laugh, though. The Bills were getting 7 points!
Best. Tweet. Ever. Close up the shop boys, it ain’t ever gonna get better than this.
The other team had more people praying to win.
Someone came to the door so I can’t swear to it but I think this made C’mon Man! #1 last night. That there’s some high ridicule.
You gotta pray harder than the other guy to win in this league!
Seems like he’s gunning to be the 21st century’s Job.
Or the next Byung-Hun Kim.
Kim was pitching for the Diamondbacks in Game 4 of the 2001 World Series when the Yankees hit a bottom-ninth, two-run homer to tie, then a walk-off homer in the tenth.
Kim was pitching again in Game 5 that year when the Yankees hit a bottom-ninth, two-run homer to tie, then an RBI single to win again in the twelfth.
Five years later, in 2006, Kim was pitching for the Rockies and gave up Barry Bonds’s 715th home run, surpassing Babe Ruth’s mark.
I don’t recall him blaming god, though he may have done it in Korean.
Reminds me of an old SNL skit where Jane Curtin interviewed members of the losing Super Bowl team. One of the players said: “From now on, I shall worship Satan!”
Slightly on topic: I follow Jesus M Christ on Twitter. He’s a snarky bastard.
You gotta pray to win. And you gotta practice like you pray.
Good one.