God = =

In My Humble Opinion
1

This morning my lovable but a little bit odd significant other wakes me up with an unreasonable statement that later turned into a question…

…The statement was “God equals equal.”

“Okay,” I said, and rolled away from him to try to stifle any additional nonsensical conversation.

Of course, this didn’t work. I live and work with the goofball so of course, he poses this statement later this morning in the form of a question…
“What do you think that means, Shan? God equals equals…”
“You need to see a doctor?”

“No, really… Its got a hundred different interpretations… So what do you think?”

I still dont have an answer…
…So, What do you think it means?

2

Could be a C/C++/Java programming question. Like:

if (god == SANTA_CLAUS_FOR_ADULTS) {
printf("Religion is just a mass delusion
");
} else {
printf("Religion is critical for man’s understanding of the universe
");
}

Though I personally think your friend was equating God to sugar substitute. :smiley:

3

What does it mean?

  1. Check the basement for pods.
  2. Limit his and your intake of any intoxicants.
  3. Nod head knowlingly and agreeably.
  4. Watch his hands closely while keeping all sharp objects in sight.
  5. If he gets talking about this again; while he’s talking, very very slowly lean towards him then back. Very very slowly lean to one side then the other. See if he mimics your movements. Not a test, just something I used to like to do to acidheads talking about God or the universe.
  6. Repeat step 3.
4

God equals Equals
Jesus Christ equal Sweet N Lows
The Holy Ghost equals Nutrasweets.

Repent or thou shalt never be skinny again.

5

Would God be a float or a double?

6

unsigned short. Why use more bits than you need? :smiley:

7

Aw, Crap! I took the Jesus placebo!