I told you not to take the tabasco from that baby!
Jalapenos have a tendency to secrete a sticky oil… which sticks to things.
And it’s much worse if you’ve been handling habaneros or Thai chiles. Also, it will kill the romantic mood if you happen to forget to wash your hands after handling chiles and get frisky with the SO. And if you get it on your contacts, it ain’t coming off. (And getting the contact out when your eye is spasming shut because of the capsaicin is another set of interesting challenges.) I know all these lessons all too well. Apparently, I’m a slow learner.
Ok - the milk helped.
It’s not like I haven’t chopped hot peppers before. What the hell? It’s like when is the last time I zipped that shit up? Like 7 years old? Oh well. The rice was good. It had better have been.
I appreciate the tips, although after the Suave Incident I didn’t want to put dish soap on it.
Unrelated: I may have a new kink.
Vacuum cleaner. Unless you have Attachment 21.
When I took horticulture in high school, our teacher told us about the time he was handling habaneros and then forgot to wash his hands before putting his contacts in. :eek:
Most of those things aren’t that bad all things considered. Vacuum cleaners and those whirlpool nozzles they that have on the side of pools are the really bad threats however especially if they turn on suddenly.
I remember the worst one like it was hell on the 4th of July. I was in fifth grade and learned how to make cinnamon toothpicks by dipping them in vials of pure cinnamon oil that they sold at the local drug store for some reason. I was going on a trip with my best friend and his parents later that day and made up a strong batch to take in the car when I spilled some of the oil on my hands. One wiz later, I found myself naked rolling around in the sand in front of house with the garden hose on full blast. I think I blacked out for a while or at least dissociated from the pain. Thank god we lived in the country. I am breaking out in a cold sweat now just thinking about it. It took a full day for the pain to wear off and I can’t even smell artificial cinnamon candy even today without thinking about my poor weiner.
I don’t want to know what you’re doing with those peppers…
Oh, I get that part. I am also personally familiar with what happens with the accidental application of Tiger Balm to the sensitive mucous membranes in the female genital area… :eek:
I’m amused at the smart thinking there by the OP:
Calamine Lotion; Dishwashing Soap; Milk were all suggested within the first 15 mins, and the OP had the awareness and presence of mind to go with the Prison Doc’s Advice for dealing with a burning penis.
Chalk another W up for the Good Mercotan!
“Milk, it does a burning penis good”
Now THATS an ad you’ll remember!
I also suspect he’s seen the shampoo snake skin shedding effect more than once in his line of work.
Oh, so you’ve never heard that joke? Maybe the punchline will bring it back to mind: “Better send out for some oysters. That machine’s factory-set for four gallons.”
This might be a good place to offer a public-service-announcement warning about something I learned back in college:
Spicy spicy vindaloo at Indian restaurant with date + subsequent oral sex with date = Bad Idea.
So you’re one of those who needs oysters. :p:D
You’re telling us that a pizza prepper panged his peppered pecker? If a pizza prepper pangs his peppered pecker, what’s the pack of pain relievers a peppered-peckered-pizza-prepper’d pick?
It’s commonly known that milk will neutralize the heat from hot peppers. Of course, it’s mostly when people DRINK it after eating hot food – not for washing your genitals.
:smack: Now you tell me.
/joke: always wondered how you reload those things… /endjoke
I thought I was pretty well versed in masturbatory paraphernalia, but I’m stumped (heh) by this one. Why in the world does shampoo cause the skin on your dick to shed? I’m sure I’ve had it on mine in the process of taking a shower, and I’ve never felt a thing. Is this common knowledge that I have somehow missed?