Goddammit holy shit a jalapeño burned my dick

[John_Stamos_Left_Ear]

One time the wife and I shared a nice spicy Mexican meal together. Later on, the mood struck for dessert and I’m not talking about flan here.

I, being a gentleman and a cunning linguist, was serving up dessert to my wife first, when all of a sudden, the realization that spicy chilis were recently in my mouth became apparent to my poor, unsuspecting wife, who proceeded to flee to the lavatory where she spent the next 15 minutes flushing her most sensitive of areas while cursing me out for causing her distress.

Rules are now in place to prevent this unfortunate incident from recurring.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@johnpost

get it all the way in and wiggle from side to side.

And the fruit on the bottom really enjoys it that way, too.

[Siam_Sam]

Hands have been mentioned, but I’ll tell ya: Avoid blowjobs from anyone who has been eating peppers. Words to live by.

EDIT: Ah, I see now this has been touched on. Still words to live by.

[Ograbme]

I, too, had a horrible jalepeno-hand-dick disaster. But urination wasn’t the trigger.

[Kobal2]

@John_Stamos_Left_Ear

One time the wife and I shared a nice spicy Mexican meal together. Later on, the mood struck for dessert and I’m not talking about flan here.

I, being a gentleman and a cunning linguist, was serving up dessert to my wife first, when all of a sudden, the realization that spicy chilis were recently in my mouth became apparent to my poor, unsuspecting wife, who proceeded to flee to the lavatory where she spent the next 15 minutes flushing her most sensitive of areas while cursing me out for causing her distress.

Rules are now in place to prevent this unfortunate incident from recurring.

See, libertarians ? *This *is why we have regulations. Because we learn from our catastrophic, boner-ending mistakes.