GOddamn phone fuckpot ASs!

It all depends on what kinda snowsuit you’re wearing… sometimes you can even see the feet.

And besides, we don’t wear snowsuits, we wear parkas. Or, if you’re like me and to cool for winter jacketsof any kindincluding parkas Then you just wear a hoody… of course, you get sick real easy so you don’t go outside anyways.

I’ve always been curious about the hole"mail order bride" thing… Do you like, say “I want a tall blonde with blue eyes… No warts… oh, and can you throw in a few freckles too?”
How much would It cost?

Stupid hamsters wouldn’t let my post go through…

magic, I am also Canadian, so I know that most people don’t wear snowsuits…

I don’t even wear a parka, I just throw a shell over my fleece jacket… and to prove how Canadian I am, they are both MEC items. :slight_smile:

Ford, that doesn’t make you Canadian, that makes you smart. Parka? HA! I had a parka when I lived in YK. I wore it once - when my fleece-lined shell was at the cleaner.

well, I happen to live on an island, so I have the whole 5 layer-duckdown-fleece-windproof-exhibition to everest type thing.

Actually, C, it’s GOddamn phone fuckpot ASs. Those furious capitals made me snortle.

It’s still poetry, though. Great stuff.

Could I gets me a woman what’s got no arms, no legs, only one lung and only one kidney? See, I figger thut way she’ll way a lot less and I won’t haf to pay so much fer shippin. Oh, an when she come she hasta marry me right? She can’t just looket me an say “Uh-uh! Thar ain’t no way I want THET fer a husband!” and climb back into the box? Or do I haf ta let her out of the box? Could I just poke a hole fer breathin, a hole fer eatin, and two holes so she could relieve herself and we could have …um…relations?
PS I thought lotus blossoms were bound feet. My video Lotus Lovers #4 is all bout women whut are Asians and has bound feet.

I don’t remember even hearing of Office Space. I am another who has never seen it.

OK, I’m a Canadian, I have a parka (and climbing skins and adjustable poles too), and I’m willing to defend our nation in the great fetish war. But before I get started, please clarify if my fetish is supposed to be bosoms, or blossoms?

DocCathode, d’ya mind coming here and cleaning up the mess I made on the screen when I read your post…thanks! :smiley: