Could have been worse, Opal, he could have told you to put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye. Heh.
Oh, Duke. That’s bad.
Funny, but bad.
Don’t leave us in suspense, Polycarp - how does it end?
I think UncleBeer might actually be my real uncle. The face eludes me, but I recognize the brew…
P.S.: I was also afraid that Opalcat was being pitted?!" I was most relieved that it was just about the catch phrase.
That’s funny. He always introduces you as his “niece.” 
Ultrafilter will be by shortly (as soon as he does a vanity search) to explain it to you, Wilson. 
Will Herr Beer bring Herr Pie?
sorry.
According to my dictionary, the zebra did it.
I thought it was the zymurgist. Ah well, he was probably passed out drunk somewhere.
Mr Ed’s a murderer!? As opposed to the butler?
Shut your…