Anthracite - Goddess of Coal.
Pipeliner - God of high pressure workplaces and random violent explosions.
More info about the Mythology of Anthracite:
Anthracite is the Goddess of Coal and crafts that utilize coal, such as power production, heat, ironworking, and so forth. She is also the Goddess and Protector/Guardian of Lesbians, and the symbolic embodiment of love between women.
She is worshipped primarily by Engineers, Mechanics, Lesbians, and women in general. She manifests herself as a beautiful black woman of average height and build, with snow-white hair (OK, think “Storm” from the X-Men Movie).
Her followers typically dress stylishly, favoring black Armani. Jet jewelry is worn prominently as a symbol of worship.
Her symbolic animal is the Black Leopard, which she is often accompanied by when she chooses to manifest herself. Her Holy plants are hot peppers, which are often burned as offerings to her (on a brazier of coal).
Her temples are located in wild, mountainous regions or in pastoral settings (see Maxfield Parrish’s paintings “Daybreak” and “Sunrise” for examples).
Her Holy Days are June 1st and November 25th. June 1st is a day for all worshippers of Anthracite to celebrate the coming Summer Heat, which signals the start of widespread usage of Coal to provide electricity for air conditioners.
November 25th is known as the Feast of Anthracite, which is a day reserved for female worshippers only. It consists of a day of gathering, elaborate food preparation, a Great Feast which lasts as much as 4 to 6 hours, followed by the “Great Sleep”, wherein the followers gather together on couches and chairs, and doze under warm blankets while entertaining each other with stories, laughter, and old movies on TV.
I am Slidaerestus, god of the Grease Bomb.
I reside at the White Castle.
My patron saints are the millions of people who eat my delicious, artery-clogging hamburgers every day.
When I am angry, I invoke the power of my son, Diarrheicus, to exact revenge on those who have sinned.
When I am furious, I invoke the power of my daughter, Ecolicia, to make the sinners suffer.
My wife, Sackrites, is the goddess of the Paper Sack. My creations would have no place to go if not for hers.
The only thing I command daily is that a virgin eats 25 of my hamburgers in one sitting, is sacrificed ritually on the Range of the Gods and cooked, to ensure the continuation of the generations of mystery-meats that are irresistable to the mortals.
Mana - Yood - Sushai
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Maybe: RYSDAD Norse god of Quandary
Well, I could say, “Blessedwolf, god of all things lupine,” but I won’t.
How 'bout “Ironious, God of all things unexpected and extremely annoying.”
He’s the god who pays the most attention to me.
Fnord: God of the meaningless invisible word, Chaos, Discordia, and Controller of all things governmental(?)
Partner in crime: Eris, All hail Eris!
JOHNNY ANGEL
Demigod
ARMOR CLASS: -2
MOVE: 20"
HOT POINTS: 325
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Level Drain
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Requires +3 or better to hit
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 75%
SIZE: M (5’)
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic good
WORSHIPER’S ALIGN: Good alignments
SYMBOL: Black fedora
PLANE: Prime material
CLERIC/DRUID: 2nd level in each
FIGHTER: 1st level
MAGIC-USER/ILLUSIONIST: 10TH level magic user/15th level illusionist
THIEF/ASSASIN: 18th level thief
MONK BARD: 20th level bard
PSIONIC ABILITY: Jukebox control
S: 10 I: 20 W: 9 D: 15 C: 12 CH: 25
Fierra! You found one of my most favorite pics of my sacred tree! Here is another image.
While the Parajubaea is the most sacred tree to the god Doobieous (read: the one he obsesses over the most), here is a list of other sacred plants you will find this deity obsessing over:
- Delonix regia (Royal Poinciana)
- Gingers
- Bananas
- Cannas
- Archontophoenix cunninghamiana (the tree in the image is actually growing in the Sunset Dist. of San Francisco
- Jacaranda
- Caryota ochlandra (Chinese Fishtail Palm)
- Silk Tree
- Bamboo
Each of these plants are grown in the courtyards of his temples. They may also be offered as gifts to appease the god. Prayers should be offered in the constructed language of your choice.
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Sealemon88: God of silly reggee music, bad spelling, procrastination, and bad movies.
Alternate aspect: God of saltwater citrus fruit.
Duke: God of burnt-out Ph.D. students.
Sacred Animals: Sloth, koala bear, dormouse.
Sacred Chants: “Do I have to get up yet?” “When I get a real job…” “Can I have another thesis extension?”
Sacred Books: Hey, that’s not funny! When I get done with this thesis, I’m never going to read another book for the rest of my life.
Sacred Foods: Ramen noodles, Jolt cola.
God of Nifty Alternative Comic Books, Patron of UFO Debunkers.
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Just how many stoves do you need anyway? Or is Johnny Angel a patron of kitchen appliances as well?
~~Baloo
anya marie: goddess of certified nurse’s aides and patron saint of cashiers at grocery stores
companion animals :her black cat, her grey/white cat and two ferrets
preferred offerings:milano cookies, croutons and green tea
mantra: this could work, OR she can help with this
gemstone: sodalite
colors: royal blue, purple and white
Arkon, Dark Lord of Chaos.
A god of Shadows, Chaos, Magic, and Imagination; one of the lords of the Shadow World, and a patron of Outcasts and Necromancers.
Sacred Animals: Ravens, Scorpions, Packrats.
Sacred Plants: Roses, Tea Plants, Nightshade.
Holy Season: October - November.