OK, dinner should be ready in about 73 minutes.
ice cubes
Teddy Bear
whipped cream
Baby-oil
large sheet of plastic
short-wave radio
Padlock and chain
Tang
Atkins Endulge Caramel Nut Chews
and
a Book :eek:
<Lifts Long Neck Miller Lite up in toast>
Thanks TellMeI’mNotCrazy you’re the best. If you ever need anything (you know, not real difficult that doesn’t involve me actually having to like move or stuff) just let me know. 
Are you crazy?!?
Wait…checks username…'Eh, whatever…
Witness Protection?!? That the COPS, man! If I don’t get that stuff here soon, I’m gonna need a copy of “How To Get The Hell To Mexico NOW”!
Was the French bread hot or free?
Oh, and if you look through the pictures, skip over the ones with the pink satin couch. I forgot that roll was in there. :eek:
It was hot. And free. But that’s only cause I decided to cover it for you, since I kinda squished it when I got distracted by that… other roll of film.
Really, screech, I didn’t even know such things were possible!
And sorry, Hal, the WP was meant for me. For you, I picked up some guy named Guido, who knows a guy who can help you out. He said “Pick up and delivery is extra” and that you’d know what he meant. :shrug:
No one worry…I’m still alive. Although I am trying to figure out who Hal killed.
:: Looks over shoulder…1…2…3…4.:: Cats all accounted for!
seats herself at the table
With duct tape, all things are possible. And thank gawd for Goo Gone and Neosporin (takes care of the adhesive and rash nicely).
Okay! Found my shoes! Are you ready to…
Oh.
Damn.
Well, since I forgot MY stuff, I gotta go back again. So go get your shoes again.
Oh, you’re heading back out again? Perfect! Would you mind dumping this old, rolled-up carpet off of a bridge while you’re out? Thanks, I really appreciate it.
Stains? What stains? Oh…them…err…don’t mind that…that’s…ummm…that’s why I’m throwing it out, of course!
Yaaaay!
Hold on…tapes! We need tapes! Be right back!
(Disappears down the hall)
Okay, we got** Duran Duran** - Rio,** GWAR** - Scumdogs of the Universe, and Tapes #1 and #4 of Intermediate Conversational German.
Let’s roll!
:eek:
And I thought I was the only person in the world to own both of these. (Nope…ain’t kidding. I’d love to hear a Simon LeBon/Oderous Urungus duet.)
Anyway, go! Go! Before that bo…errr…carpet, starts smelling up the joint!
Yum! That was the best darn dinner I’ve had in a long time. URRRRRP!!!
Woa. Excuse me.
very…sleepy…now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :o
Ok…good…got rid of the…ummm…carpet. Now I just got to get rid of this…errrr…carpet cutting knife. This perfectly innocent blood-covered carpet cutting knife.
:: notices Rufus ::
:: places knife in Rufus’ hand ::
:: walks away, whistling innocently ::
Awww, what the hell.
:: calls 911, just for kicks ::
Thanks for the tings and the potato flyers! . And I appreciate you going all the way to Asia or someplace to find a ripe pomelo for me, since they’re out of season.
You rock!
Kittenlm!!! Do something about your husband…
Works on an alibi for Rufus in the meantime
I don’t need anything from the grocery store, but if you’re passing Home Depot, I need some impatiens (flats and hanging baskets).
Oh…and I’m a little short this month…can you loan me $40?