I KNOW THE SECRET TO GOOD CHEESE!
Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.
Do you know where whipped cream comes from?
Horny cows!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah,
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do
And virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.
Was that too cheesy or not cheesy enough?
Does this mean that Swiss cheese comes from holey cows?
Monkeys love/loathe porridge.
Discuss.
Holy cow, I’ve never seen a holey cow before.
Monkeys are smart. Too smart. One day, they will rule the world. We will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us. And when it’s too late, only those as super-duper smart as myself will be left to cry out, “YOU IDIOT. YOU FOOLS. DAMN YOUS ALL. DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!!!”
Wintermute, do you remember me? Were you the doctor over at Bryce that was in love with a nurse?
Swiss, I suppose.
Welcome aboard(s), badnews!
You picked a particularly juicy thread to start with.
People, this is what the OP is talking about. We get distracted to easily. We need to get back to the original topic, cheese.
Hello badnews.
I love me some Zinfandel.
What? No, Zinfandel is red. No, red.
RED!
Shit. I’m really sorry, everyone.
Is there any way that I could possibly blame this on NoClueBoy? Or is my own idiocy here just too great?
I don’t mind. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have known that I’d hijacked the thread to threadspotting. 
Article on my great uncle Hugh Barber, master cheesemaker. I have Tillamook cheese in my blood.
Unfortunately, I have Lucerne cheese in my fridge, because my husband is cheap and not terribly sentimental.
I should like to see a 1920s-style Death ray made entirely from cheese.
Mmmm…Venezuelan Beaver Cheese !
What, no Wensleydale?
All right… who cut the beaver?
I can’t stand Venezuelan Beaver Cheese: It always gives me a bladder infection.
Anyone know any good remedies for Beaver Cheese Bladder Infections?
*“Beaver Cheese Bladder Inspections”*
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