Finally sucked it up and saw the thing. Mrs. FtG had read the book so was quite leery of seeing the movie since she thought it sucked.
And the movie “met” her expectations.
Man, what a load of crap. And a 2 and half hour long load.
Plot holes all over the place.
So, she plans out in excruciating detail the frame up. Down to using different pens to write the diary. Reasonably well executed for fiction. But then on various whims changes things over and over. And doesn’t get caught. Completely inconsistent.
Tons of mega stupid things. She shows back up with Doogie’s blood all over her. Is in a hospital treated by doctors. Is released. Then and only then at home is the blood cleaned off her.
I have news for you. At the hospital: Step 1: take pictures of all the blood on her. Step 2: Clean off every last drop. Blood is a biohazard. The hospital staff has to clean it all off. No hospital in America would let someone out like that.
And then there’s the phone call about the woodshed made from the lodge. This is a major error on Amy’s part. Something that would arouse not just the police’s interest but also Tyler Perry’s. Why did this call come from such a weird location? And then the police don’t act on the “man lurking” tip for quite some time. Police either respond right away or they never do.
Ben Affleck, the guy who lets his girlfriend come over to his sister’s house and spends the entire freakin’ night somehow kept this affair secret for well over a year? No. This guy is an idiot. Everyone in town would have known about it within weeks. Completely unbelievable.
And I can go on and on.
I see why Mrs. FtG hated the book. She reads a lot of mysteries and knows when one blows it big time like this.
Then there’s the length. No movie of this ilk needs to be more than 1:40. So it really drags.
Casting: Affleck is a good actor. Wrong role for him. He just isn’t suited to play this kind of character. I had to keep reminding myself that the character had different attributes (or lack thereof) than what Affleck was doing with him.
Virtually all the secondary characters are run-of-the-mill stock TV actors. E.g., David Clennon who plays Amy’s dad is a very generic actor. He might have been good 20 years ago, but his TV appearances of late are pretty poor performances. So the dad is just a blob on the screen. Ditto almost all the others.
Then there’s the elephant in the room: Tyler Perry. Now, I have no problem with his acting abilities in serious stuff. He does decent enough job. But he’s Madea. It distracts from a movie to always be thinking: “Hey, he’s not a fat woman!” People shouldn’t be typecast, but for a supposedly serious award-vying movie like this, it’s a problem.
On the plus side, had two of my favorite actresses: Kim Dickens and Sela Ward. Ward was barely on it and didn’t have much to do. Just a sit and read your lines role. Dickens role started off well but ended up saddled with fail.
Forget the money, I want my time back.