voltaire, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Oh, and I forgot to answer the question in your post, not what you’d expect! While I don’t mind dogs I’d never consider owning one because they take way too much work and commitment, and a large dog would probably terrify my cats. A surveillance system doesn’t require 6 am walks on wintry mornings or poop 'n scooping, so I’ll stick with that.
I was somewhat disappointed to give up my dream of an ivy-covered wrought iron fence, but now I’m smiling at the thought of a colourful wall of sea buckthorn or bumblebee-friendly miniature caragana. The fact that either would scratch the ever-loving crap out of an unwary intruder does not enter into the equation whatsoever. Thanks for the suggestion, Cat Whisperer.
Also thanks to those who praised my fence choice – it is lovely, isn’t it?
I like the fence choice quite a lot. It’ll serve the purpose and it’s attractive. Personally I’d put it up first and wait on the cameras until you’ve proven that the fence isn’t enough of a solution, I suspect this fence will end the issue almost completely and immediately once the whining about the stupid bush ends.
I was thinking along the lines of a nightly saltwater drenching but believe me, Hockey Monkey, I wanted to stoop to my neighbour’s level many a time. I’m glad to finally be in a position to let my bitch flag now that I have the money to protect myself from them.
Adding my voice to the chorus that the fence you’ve chosen is awesome. Privacy and it looks good, and it seems to be just what you need. Good on you.
The thing is too that short of actively trying to destroy the blackberry canes (poison, fire etc.) they are incredibly hard to kill through neglect. They’re actually a noxious weed in some parts of Australia because they were imported and just went absolutely hogwild. Local councils tend to go around poisoning them, and there’s still blackberry thickets in areas where they’ve gotten hold. I’m pretty sure your fence isn’t going to bother them in the slightest.
Potluck, I seriously approve of your fence choice!
Anecdote: When I was seven years old, I was running along a stone wall adjacent to a spiked-wrought iron fence, lost my balance and fell, impaling myself on the spiked fence; I had to be plucked off. I have a fairly impressive scar on my right side as a memento.
No reason for relating this except I rarely think about it unless reminded. At my last house, I really wanted a wrought-iron fence like that, except the cost was prohibitive.
Potluck that fence is GORgeous! I want! Absolutely get it the way you want it, you’ve pent so much time and money on your house you deserve to have your own little haven
Who are you trying to provide evidence for? Your neighbors? Put up your legally permissible fence and shoot the next person that trespasses in the leg. They’ll get the message pretty quick.
I think the video is for the authorities. Because from the sounds of it these people are going to go over the fence regardless. Potluck is just getting ready and putting all of her ducks in a row because she knows it’s going to get ugly.