So it appears that somebody important at Yahoo got to the office one fine recent morning, called a conference, and made the following announcement:
“What we need to do now is to make Flickr absolutely suck. I need ideas. Give me ideas on how we can make Flickr aggravate and disappoint our users. Impatient sighs and eye-rolls aren’t going to be enough. ‘Adequate’ isn’t going to cut it here. I want to see tears of frustration and hear howls of rage, so much they’ll forget about that free terabyte of space we gave each of them last year.”
The VP of website development piped up. “Suppose we take away the ability to usefully share pictures on third-party websites, like the Straight Dope Message Board? Instead being able to click on the picture link and see the image in their browsers immediately, our stupid users–I mean, our valued customers–will have to download the picture and use a picture viewer. It’ll completely wreck the flow of reading any posts from anyone who wants to share a picture.”
“Make it so”, said Marissa, beaming at the VP as if to say, this is what comes of my inspired leadership. Damn it, I’m good.
Quoth the Director of Mobile App Products, “I got it! Up to now, anyone using a Flickr link in mobile forum apps, like Tapatalk, can simply tap on the link and see the picture immediately. Suppose we make them go through the download/save dialog just like we’re going to do for third party websites? I do know, some browser apps will let the user avoid this hassle, but we’ll get the extra screen taps out to them too, eventually. I promise you that.”
And Marissa said, “Brilliant! Get on this right away, please.”
Apparently this is what comes from the elimination of telecommuting.
I know, this doesn’t have the same negative impact on all browsers, but it’s pretty far reaching. For instance, on my Android device, I can make Flickr links default to use Firefox instead of Opera, and I can configure Firefox to show the picture immediately, without needing any further prompting from me. Fantastic, except Firefox consumes about 100MB of internal memory, far ahead of the rest. And now I have twice as many reasons to keep two browser apps on my device.
On my PC, Photobucket links still seem to work as they always have done, so I’m pretty sure this is not a case of Mozilla having decided to throw away the ball on this one. I suppose I could go back to Photobucket, but it’s a shame. Flickr was such a great service, and now it’s gone bad.
What on earth were they thinking?
Are there any decent photo sharing apps I can use instead?
(And to think, just today I was shocked and astounded to learn that Boar’s Head sells yellow cheese process cheesy product slices. Too late, of course, because I’d already brought the vile product home and opened the package. It was mixed in with all the real cheese, near the front of the store. The depths of decadence and depravity to which the culture sinks continues to horrify us.)